1 posted on
08/28/2017 4:56:04 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
Now I have three.
Ahem. They now have you. That's how it works.
2 posted on
08/28/2017 4:57:31 PM PDT by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: Lazamataz
To: Slings and Arrows
And a friend told me: “You know you love it.”
My immediate response was: “No I don’t! I hate fluffy cute adorable little playful kittens with unbelievable cute and silly facial expressions that peek out from the closet where I have fashioned a ‘safe space’ replete with all the essentials and a big blanket that it is snuggling in as we speak. I HATE IT!!!!”
4 posted on
08/28/2017 4:58:03 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
Infiltrator!!!
Give it lots of chow and see if it surrenders.
6 posted on
08/28/2017 4:59:15 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Lazamataz
Darn. I was looking for more frozen kitten ammo for my mega-railgun.
8 posted on
08/28/2017 5:03:38 PM PDT by
Noumenon
(Can you imagine if Islam were NOT the religion of peace?)
To: Lazamataz
Just wait until you’re sitting down, and he/she jumps on your lap and digs its claws into your thighs. You won’t think the kitten is cute then.
To: Lazamataz
12 posted on
08/28/2017 5:04:32 PM PDT by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Lazamataz
*yawn* Ping me when you have five. I’ll tell you what to expect. Including strategic placement of litter boxes.
14 posted on
08/28/2017 5:05:08 PM PDT by
Viking2002
("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
To: Lazamataz
Tonight on Coast to Coast they have a special about this phenomenon. The missiles are filled with kittens and they are appearing in near random locations. Stay up all night to hear about it.
16 posted on
08/28/2017 5:07:08 PM PDT by
Yaelle
(We have a Crisis of Information in this country. Our enemies hold the megaphone.)
To: Lazamataz
The first one took a piece of chalk and put an X on your back door or the sidewalk or something.
Stock up on Kitten Chow you’re about to be invaded! ;^)
17 posted on
08/28/2017 5:07:21 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
To: Lazamataz
They are cute until...
18 posted on
08/28/2017 5:07:50 PM PDT by
Waverunner
(I'd like to welcome our new overlords, say hello to my little friend)
To: Lazamataz
Single guy who now has three cats. Two cats is one thing, heck, I’ve got two, but three? It’s over Laz. Soon you’ll be shuffling around in a bathrobe eating cereal and muttering unintelligibly. To the cats.. (They ARE cute and fluffy though...)
20 posted on
08/28/2017 5:12:22 PM PDT by
bk1000
(I stand with Trump.)
To: Lazamataz
They have you outnumbered. Soon they will be presenting a list of demands. The demands will start out small but soon they will get more and more. Be afraid :)
21 posted on
08/28/2017 5:17:18 PM PDT by
teacherwoes
(Indoctrination is often done under the shadow of a gun)
To: Lazamataz
cats, eh?
i KNEW you had a redeeming feature about you...
I just KNEW it, despite what everyone says
22 posted on
08/28/2017 5:17:54 PM PDT by
faithhopecharity
("Politicans are not born, they're excreted." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero)
To: Lazamataz
Laz complaining about too much pu**y ? Say it ain't so.
25 posted on
08/28/2017 5:30:29 PM PDT by
Rashputin
(Jesus Christ doesn't evacuate His troops, He leads them to victory !!)
To: Lazamataz
26 posted on
08/28/2017 5:32:03 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
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27 posted on
08/28/2017 5:34:30 PM PDT by
The Bat Lady
(The 1st Amendment isn't to keep religion out of Government but Government out of religion.)
To: Lazamataz
Careful you don’t turn into a cat-lady.
30 posted on
08/28/2017 5:37:11 PM PDT by
Lurkinanloomin
(Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
To: Lazamataz
I fear you’re becoming a “cat people”.
31 posted on
08/28/2017 5:39:39 PM PDT by
BraveMan
To: Lazamataz
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