"Hello Muddah" (A Letter from Camp Prada)

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" ^ | August 7, 2017 | Charlie Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel

[Charles Henrickson]

HELLO MUDDAH (A LETTER FROM CAMP PRADA)
Tune: “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah” (A Letter from Camp Granada)

Hello Muddah, it’s your “daughtah”
That you sent here to Camp Prada;
Camp is very entertaining,
But they say we’ll have to undergo retraining.

I went hiking with Joe Cooley,
Only now Joe goes by “Julie”;
You remember Leonard Skinner--
He’s now “Lena,” and they took his fidget spinner.

All the counselors hate my gender,
Say I just need to surrender;
So they coach us to be sissies,
And they say we must sit down when we go piss, please.

Every morning we play soccer,
Then we take a hormone blocker;
You remember Jeffrey Hardy--
They’re about to make him have a mermaid party.

Take me home, I’m not your daughtah!
Take me home, I hate Camp Prada!
Don’t leave me here in this prison where
I must wear scrunchies in my hair.

Take me home, I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the house with other boys;
Oh please don’t make me stay--
They make us do ballet.

I know, Muddah, y’wanna daughtah,
And a son is such a bothah;
But I promise, I won’t kid ya,
I would even watch a chick flick and sit wid ya.

Wait a minute, there’s more campers,
Lots of real girls to teach us manners;
Wow, they’re pretty! Gee, that's bettah!
Dearest Muddah, kindly disregard this lettah!

[Charles Henrickson]

Transgender day camp among first to include 4-year-olds

[Charles Henrickson]

Parody ping.

[newfreep]

Post of the day bump

[LonePalm]

Bravo Zulu sir. (Well done).

"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[hanamizu]

“Hello Muddah...”

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Not to hijack the tread, but I spent the summer of ‘65 on a 38 foot albacore boat off of the coast of California. There were only three of us. The other crewrman sang this song over and over again for weeks. I swear it sets me off like the phrase “Niagra Falls...”in the Stooges and Abbot & Costello skits.

[60Gunner]

The lyrics are awesome!

[Ge0ffrey]

May I call you Bob?
Don’t quit your day job.

[Freedom56v2]

Bump!!

[Defiant]

That is very good.

[beelzepug]

We are in company of sheer genius! Bravo, sir!

[mikrofon]

Double-plus kudos from Mrs. Mik & myself, Rev … Great piece!

[Mrs. Don-o]

I’m memorizing it. Good one. Holy she-he-it.

[Charles Henrickson]

I haven’t been doing the DUmmie FUnnies for a while, but I do still write the occasional parody.

[lonevoice]

As you should! This one was excellent.

[wastedyears]

[Incorrigible]

Thanks Charles! Still miss the DUFUs though.

[luvie]

Good to see you! Wish somebody would do dufu! LOL!

[mykroar]

The internet is closed for the day. Please come back later.

Perfect

[BamaAndy]

Very good!

[Daffynition]

I love the parody!

Reminds me of my days as a camp counselor .... New Yawker parents drop their daughter at my cabin with all her gear...daughter announces

**But I can't make my bed**

Parent: **Your counselor will do it for you.**

[I don't know where this came from, b/c normally I'm not very confrontive]

Me: **I'll show her *how* to make it, but I won't do it for her**

Parents rushed off, I could see, they couldn't wait to be *free* of this kid.

Good times.