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Everything We Know About the 'Aggressive Squirrel' Terrorizing Brooklyn
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| 7/24
| Rae Paoletta
Posted on 07/26/2017 3:11:19 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: EinNYC
Eat your heart out, Jack the Ripper.
To: nickcarraway
Da Commie-Oh is taking a vacation?
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:14:20 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition on mobile dev. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:15:08 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The United States of America.)
To: nickcarraway
f you have information about the squirrel terrorizing Prospect Park, please send tips
I know dat squirrel and I ain't sayin nuthin........Go Squirrel!
Go figger, a squirrel willing to start the revolution and nobody cares............
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:26:45 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Where's Reagan when we need him? Look in the mirror - the spirit of The Gipper lives within you.)
To: nickcarraway
What about the Killer Rabbit?
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:30:29 PM PDT
by
OttawaFreeper
("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
To: nickcarraway; raygunfan; Larry Lucido; KC_Lion; FredZarguna; PROCON; Gamecock; dfwgator
[If you have information about the squirrel terrorizing Prospect Park, please send tips and photos to rae@gizmodo.com.]
He was in an Uber taxi after taking out Bette Midler at home plate.
Right now, we’re calling him “Gillooly”.
Unconfirmed reports indicate he may be hiding in a large Christmas tree......
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:32:56 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 21:36 KJV Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all...)
To: nickcarraway; Lazamataz
We may have to send away for some tiny instruments to work on him.
Do we have a deal with the squirrels? Last time George checked, it was “NO!”.
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:36:13 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 21:36 KJV Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all...)
To: nickcarraway
“The suspect is still at large or dead”
Could be anybody then.
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:46:56 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
How do we know, for sure, that this isn’t some cat wearing a squirrel suit?
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:51:14 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
Jimmy Carter needs to be called immediately.
To: nickcarraway
Probably colluding with the Russians
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:57:58 PM PDT
by
lacrew
To: nickcarraway
The fifth victim was attacked by jogging.....
Don’t run from it!
Running activates his pursuit nature!
If you see him, lie down on the ground and pretend to be a mushroom.
This is your best defense.
Or buy some squirrel spray.
I think it’s $3.50 a can.
Or you can use cobra urine.
Let me know how that works out for you, getting a cobra to pee on you.
Or, if you have a 300 Winchester Magnum, you could try to take him on.
But you have to hit him in the esophagus. That’s where squirrels are weakest.
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posted on
07/26/2017 3:58:51 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
Does anyone here remember the squirrel scene in “Patch Adams”? One of the few bits of that movie worth watching in what was otherwise a silly rehash of “Good Morning Vietnam” and “Dead Poets Society”.
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posted on
07/26/2017 4:00:03 PM PDT
by
OttawaFreeper
("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
To: nickcarraway
“You all know me. Queeg’s the name. I’ll catch this squirrel for you. Oh, but it won’t be for no $5000. Nope. I want $3.50 so I can buy some squirrel spray. Ohhhhhh......I love to go squirrelin with bow legged women and shave their hairy legs!”
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posted on
07/26/2017 4:03:04 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
Must be from Texas.
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posted on
07/26/2017 4:05:07 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
07/26/2017 4:09:39 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
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To: nickcarraway
“I hope no one else gets bitten,” Julia Tejeda, who lives near the park, said. “I hope the squirrel is okay.” Yeah, and the people who got bit are hoping they don't get rabies.
Good luck to both of you.
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posted on
07/26/2017 4:35:13 PM PDT
by
Kenton
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