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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
Shanghaiist.com ^ | Alex Lindor

Posted on 07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT by irish guard

Based on the size of the wrench, I don't think his last name was Hung

Was he trying to loosen a nut or is he just Hard Up???

Have at it FreeRepublic


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bellcurve; napl
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To: HangnJudge

the man will hereafter be known only as “14mm”


61 posted on 07/06/2017 8:24:17 AM PDT by bigbob (People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear - M. Gaye)
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To: MarchonDC09122009
"Was it a Snap-on tool?"

Nope. Rigid.

62 posted on 07/06/2017 8:24:31 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (Hillary Clinton: the official candidate of the National Sleep Foundation)
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To: Polyxene

If I was that ‘hard up’ I think I could find a lot of other substitutes rather than using a wrench.


63 posted on 07/06/2017 8:24:56 AM PDT by irish guard
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To: irish guard

It’s China. He needs the metric set.


64 posted on 07/06/2017 8:25:26 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: DeFault User
"Quick, call the Obamacare experts in the US. They have a code for flaming water ski injuries; they must have one for penis stuck in wrench."

Better yet, call Bill Clinton. I'm sure that he's tried it at least once before and knows how to trigger the quick release ...

65 posted on 07/06/2017 8:27:11 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Ex Scientia Tridens)
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To: Daffynition
I read the title as :*Chinese Man Gets Wench Stuck on Penis*

He wished, LOL.

66 posted on 07/06/2017 8:27:29 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: irish guard

A little PB Blaster/Liquid Wrench and a breaker bar, and she’ll come right off!


67 posted on 07/06/2017 8:27:35 AM PDT by miliantnutcase
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To: irish guard
Perhaps he should have used...

-PJ

68 posted on 07/06/2017 8:31:46 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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To: irish guard

It would hurt, but he could just quickly jerk it off.


69 posted on 07/06/2017 8:34:45 AM PDT by Entropy Squared (The Rush to Chaos)
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To: irish guard

I hate it when that happens.


70 posted on 07/06/2017 8:36:19 AM PDT by OKSooner (Never take a known wise-ass to the shooting range.)
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To: JoeProBono

LMOA thats a 14mm.


71 posted on 07/06/2017 8:37:20 AM PDT by GunHoardingCapitalist (Join me in the world of next Tuesday!)
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To: fruser1
14mm!?!


72 posted on 07/06/2017 8:37:42 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: irish guard
Was his tool Ridgid?


73 posted on 07/06/2017 8:45:18 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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To: treetopsandroofs

Man gets penis stuck in wrench for 17 hours, dentists delicately drill it off

_______________________________________

I’m assuming you mean they drilled the wrench off. Yes?


74 posted on 07/06/2017 9:05:37 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

With the shortage of women in China these lads are clearly desperate enough to sc** anything.


75 posted on 07/06/2017 9:08:14 AM PDT by littleharbour
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To: irish guard
When hitting it by yourself never use a wrench.

 

Image result for no wrenchImage result for hit it with a hammer

76 posted on 07/06/2017 9:10:25 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: bar sin·is·ter

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


77 posted on 07/06/2017 9:21:06 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: irish guard

I remember this episode on Tool time.

I don’t think so Tim.


78 posted on 07/06/2017 9:21:58 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: Daffynition

“I read the title as :*Chinese Man Gets Wench Stuck on Penis*

Oopsie”

I had that problem once.
It took a nasty and expensive divorce and five years of alimony payments, but it was worth it.


79 posted on 07/06/2017 9:25:38 AM PDT by oldvirginian (Government is at best a necessary evil, at worst a millstone around the neck of the citizenry.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I was cringing and citing the article’s headline verbatim, but its photo showed the cut wrench.


80 posted on 07/06/2017 9:30:30 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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