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Run,run,runaway..

As I walk along, I wonder what went wrong...

1 posted on 06/28/2017 9:19:56 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Did he write himyself a ticket?


2 posted on 06/28/2017 9:24:35 AM PDT by TexasGator
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To: DUMBGRUNT

He was chasing the car, because there were donuts on the front seat.


3 posted on 06/28/2017 9:25:42 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
His life is now miserable at the precinct house.....

The gags and jokes will never end.....

4 posted on 06/28/2017 9:27:31 AM PDT by nevergore (I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

There’s a reason they are called ‘PARKING BRAKES’...................


5 posted on 06/28/2017 9:27:53 AM PDT by Red Badger (Unless you eat The Bread of Life, you are toast!.......................)
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“Doggone-it, Roy Gene! How many times do I have to ‘splain it to you? When I tell you to put a rock under the wheel, I mean rock! Now look at that, what you have there is no bigger’n a grapefruit.”


7 posted on 06/28/2017 9:34:31 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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To: DUMBGRUNT

HATE when that happens....


8 posted on 06/28/2017 9:56:38 AM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Last month while driving the security truck around the plant I got out to secure a gate. That f150, when you stop it in gear stops and if you take your foot off the brake does not move for 5 seconds. Well. It stopped and I neglected to put in park. As I was walking toward the gate I saw it start to move out of the corner of my eye. I wheeled about and ran ten or twelve steps hard on a broken ankle that was half healed. The door was open so I caught it and pulled myself in on the doorframe handle and steering wheel. Now I look at the indicator and speak “in Park” before I get out of the truck.


10 posted on 06/28/2017 10:43:56 AM PDT by arthurus
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I picture in my mind the running gag in the Robin Williams movie RV.....”Dad, the RV’s rolling away.”


14 posted on 06/28/2017 11:06:41 AM PDT by fredhead (Duty, Honor, Country.....Honor, Courage, Commitment)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

And the lesson here kiddies is that sometimes parking brakes are your friend.


15 posted on 06/28/2017 11:51:49 AM PDT by xp38
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