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Man accused of 6th DUI after allegedly passing out on lawn mower
Lincoln Journal Star ^
| May 30, 2017
Posted on 05/31/2017 9:37:39 AM PDT by posterchild
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To: posterchild
[A caller told dispatch an intoxicated man was lying near a lawn mower]
This is why there’s a safety that shuts off the riding lawn mower if the seat is unoccupied.
This guy could help manufacturers test the safety.
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posted on
05/31/2017 9:41:22 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
To: posterchild
There is nothing better than drinking a cold beer after mowing the yard on a hot day, so I’m not sure I can fault the guy. Just saying. ;-)
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posted on
05/31/2017 9:41:43 AM PDT
by
MPJackal
("From my cold dead hands.")
To: posterchild
looks like you have had plenty, O’Toole
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posted on
05/31/2017 9:42:22 AM PDT
by
QualityMan
(The Adults are back in town)
To: posterchild
Is that the “I know my rights” guy?
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posted on
05/31/2017 9:47:53 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF REPEALING OBAMACARE THAT IS WORSE THAN OBAMACARE ITSELF***)
To: posterchild
To: posterchild
passing out on lawn mowerNormally this is where hilarity ensues.
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posted on
05/31/2017 9:48:51 AM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Everywhere is freaks and hairies Dykes and fairies Tell me where is sanity?)
To: Berlin_Freeper
To: posterchild
Tiger Woods is mowing his own grass?....wow how the mighty have fallen
To: posterchild
Saw a sign:
NEED HELP? CALL ON JESUS!
I called the phone number listed.
Guy shows up to mow my lawn.
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posted on
05/31/2017 9:54:21 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: posterchild
A glimpse of Tiger Woods’ future.
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posted on
05/31/2017 9:54:29 AM PDT
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: MPJackal
“There is nothing better than drinking a cold beer after mowing the yard on a hot day......”
I’d drink to that!!!!!
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posted on
05/31/2017 9:55:52 AM PDT
by
DaveA37
To: DaveA37
To: posterchild
12 posts and no George Jones reference?
Slipping here, we are.
To: MPJackal
After? They have cup holders on them now and automatic speed control...
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posted on
05/31/2017 10:07:00 AM PDT
by
Truth29
To: MPJackal
That is the only time I drink cheap watery beers. I love an ice cold Miller Lite right as I walk in from mowing. A “good” beer is just not as refreshing when it is 95 degrees and humid.
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posted on
05/31/2017 10:11:42 AM PDT
by
Codeflier
(Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama - 4 democrat presidents in a row and counting...)
To: posterchild
They charged a guy for DUI up in Michigan because he was mowing his ditch next to the road and was drunk doing it. Evidently that 33’ easement each way of center line is close enough for a DUI arrest.
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posted on
05/31/2017 10:17:09 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: Responsibility2nd
12 posts and no George Jones reference?My wife claims to have seen GJ on his lawn mower on 540A in Lakeland, FL, where his estate is still up for sale, when she was much younger; we have to drive by the place on the way to her sister's home.
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posted on
05/31/2017 10:27:42 AM PDT
by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: Responsibility2nd
12 posts and no George Jones reference?LOL...I was thinking the same thing!
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posted on
05/31/2017 10:30:54 AM PDT
by
pgkdan
(The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
To: posterchild
Get a horse, then you say “the horse was driving, I’m just the passenger!”
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