To: posterchild
[A caller told dispatch an intoxicated man was lying near a lawn mower]
This is why there’s a safety that shuts off the riding lawn mower if the seat is unoccupied.
This guy could help manufacturers test the safety.
2 posted on
05/31/2017 9:41:22 AM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
To: posterchild
There is nothing better than drinking a cold beer after mowing the yard on a hot day, so I’m not sure I can fault the guy. Just saying. ;-)
3 posted on
05/31/2017 9:41:43 AM PDT by
MPJackal
("From my cold dead hands.")
To: posterchild
looks like you have had plenty, O’Toole
4 posted on
05/31/2017 9:42:22 AM PDT by
QualityMan
(The Adults are back in town)
To: posterchild
Is that the “I know my rights” guy?
5 posted on
05/31/2017 9:47:53 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF REPEALING OBAMACARE THAT IS WORSE THAN OBAMACARE ITSELF***)
To: posterchild
To: posterchild
passing out on lawn mowerNormally this is where hilarity ensues.
7 posted on
05/31/2017 9:48:51 AM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(Everywhere is freaks and hairies Dykes and fairies Tell me where is sanity?)
To: posterchild
Tiger Woods is mowing his own grass?....wow how the mighty have fallen
To: posterchild
Saw a sign:
NEED HELP? CALL ON JESUS!
I called the phone number listed.
Guy shows up to mow my lawn.
10 posted on
05/31/2017 9:54:21 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: posterchild
A glimpse of Tiger Woods’ future.
11 posted on
05/31/2017 9:54:29 AM PDT by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: posterchild
12 posts and no George Jones reference?
Slipping here, we are.
To: posterchild
They charged a guy for DUI up in Michigan because he was mowing his ditch next to the road and was drunk doing it. Evidently that 33’ easement each way of center line is close enough for a DUI arrest.
17 posted on
05/31/2017 10:17:09 AM PDT by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: posterchild
Get a horse, then you say “the horse was driving, I’m just the passenger!”
To: posterchild
23 posted on
05/31/2017 12:02:36 PM PDT by
Hotmetal
To: posterchild
In most states that many dui charges get one a felony.
24 posted on
05/31/2017 1:08:06 PM PDT by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: posterchild
“There is nothing better than drinking a cold beer after mowing the yard on a hot day......”
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There is nothing better than drinking a cold beer in a cool shower after mowing the yard on a hot and humid day...
27 posted on
05/31/2017 1:10:40 PM PDT by
Skybird
To: posterchild
What is it with riding lawn mowers and drunkenness? Seems like I see one of these incidents every other week!
28 posted on
05/31/2017 1:16:27 PM PDT by
Drawsing
(Fools show their annoyance at once, the prudent man overlooks an insult. Proverbs 12:16)
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