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AN UNPREPARED TV REPORTER LOSES IT ON DISNEY’S GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY–MISSION: BREAKOUT! RIDE
Nerdist ^ | MAY 28, 2017 | LUKE Y. THOMPSON

Posted on 05/29/2017 5:13:00 AM PDT by Caipirabob

Cory James, a reporter for Fresno, California’s KFSN TV action news, began his career reporting on hard news, but he’s now becoming internet famous on a larger scale simply for going on a Disney theme park ride. This week marked the opening of the new Guardians of the Galaxy—Mission: Breakout! ride at Disney’s California Adventure (sorry, Florida fans; Universal still has Marvel theme park rights on the east coast) and in addition to fans swarming the park, TV news crews sent folks like Cory to get some entertainment coverage.

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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: femboy; girlyman; manchild; pathetic
I found this on another site but couldn't stand the video more than a few seconds. The howling, screaming and crying belonged in a daycare, not coming from the gaping mouth of a 30YO man.


1 posted on 05/29/2017 5:13:00 AM PDT by Caipirabob
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To: Caipirabob

Wow. My voice is a good tenor, but it doesn’t go that high.


2 posted on 05/29/2017 5:19:21 AM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: real saxophonist

We would not see that from men of earlier decades.


3 posted on 05/29/2017 5:25:45 AM PDT by Chauncey Gardiner
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To: real saxophonist

I don’t get it.....it’s not even moving.....not a rollercoaster

Is it virtual reality?


4 posted on 05/29/2017 5:26:39 AM PDT by Guenevere (If my people......will humble themselves and pray and seek my face .....I will heal their land...)
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To: Caipirabob

“(sorry, Florida fans; Universal still has Marvel theme park rights on the east coast)”

Sorry, but Disney owns Marvel and Universal pays them to use the name on their rides.

Do your homework reporter.


5 posted on 05/29/2017 5:36:27 AM PDT by PJammers (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Caipirabob

What is up with that Freak’s arm and hand?

why is Captain America in the back?


6 posted on 05/29/2017 5:36:56 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Guenevere

Apparently, it’s a series of freefalls, with some kind of scene in between.


7 posted on 05/29/2017 5:41:01 AM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: Caipirabob

These are the people who voted overwhelmingly for Obama and Hillary. The land of fruits and nuts.


8 posted on 05/29/2017 5:44:53 AM PDT by TTFlyer
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To: Chauncey Gardiner

Jeez, what a fag.


9 posted on 05/29/2017 5:45:08 AM PDT by glorgau
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To: Guenevere

See the photo above with the guy’s colored braids floating up in the air? That’s because the guy’s body was DROPPING faster than his hair. You get a good view of that at about the 2:35 mark in the video.

Not me, bubba. I did the Tower of Terror in Orlando, but no more, no way. Not unless everyone onboard wants a sample of the seafood platter I had for dinner the night before.


10 posted on 05/29/2017 5:45:31 AM PDT by moovova
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To: Vendome

Apparently it is a mockup of Groot’s forearm. Groot has the power to communicate with plants...er, vegetables; this guy is probably hoping to use it to get a liberal chick to go to bed with him later.


11 posted on 05/29/2017 5:54:01 AM PDT by piasa
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To: glorgau

Yup, FAG.


12 posted on 05/29/2017 5:56:27 AM PDT by shelterguy
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To: piasa
Apparently it is a mockup of Groot’s forearm. Groot has the power to communicate with plants...er, vegetables; this guy is probably hoping to use it to get a liberal chick pufta to go to bed with him later.
13 posted on 05/29/2017 6:11:11 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: moovova
It looks like a Tower of Terror type ride.
14 posted on 05/29/2017 6:12:23 AM PDT by USNBandit (Sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: piasa

Watched the video.

1. I would push the panic button if I heard that guy scream.

2. Looks interesting enough to ride once...


15 posted on 05/29/2017 6:17:20 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Vendome

There were some other riders dressed in full costume. I think 4 or 5 in the video, I don’t think I could watch it again to confirm. :/


16 posted on 05/29/2017 6:21:16 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: piasa; Vendome
this guy is probably hoping to use it to get a liberal chick to go to bed with him later.

Chick? Amigo I think that's a little too hopeful in this "person's" case.

17 posted on 05/29/2017 6:22:28 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Guenevere

It drops, like a falling elevator. I rode on it in its old incarnation. It’s a lot of fun, actually.


18 posted on 05/29/2017 8:40:43 AM PDT by Nea Wood
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To: PJammers

“(sorry, Florida fans; Universal still has Marvel theme park rights on the east coast)”

Sorry, but Disney owns Marvel and Universal pays them to use the name on their rides.

Do your homework reporter.


Not to nitpick too much, but doesn’t that still mean that Universal has the ‘rights’ on the East Coast?


19 posted on 05/29/2017 1:38:44 PM PDT by chaosagent (Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
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To: chaosagent

Not sure about the ride thing, but it wouldn’t make sense to put a Marvel land since there is one right down the street and especially since it makes them money in royalties. They do sell Marvel merchandise at all Disney parks.

Disney is full throttle Star Wars right now.


20 posted on 05/29/2017 7:03:09 PM PDT by PJammers (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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