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Posted on 05/20/2017 3:44:00 PM PDT by Lazamataz
I, your intrepid reporter, HAVE FINALLY UNCOVERED THE WHITE HOUSE LEAKER!
It took months of dogged investigative work, but, without further fanfare, here it is:
I have it on good second-hand authority that the friend of an uncle of a professor of a college where my aunt's child went heard it on the radio that the mother of a man who read it on the internet heard that some guy was talking about, on the subway, that he heard his barber met a prostitute who saw a police report about a poster about this girl who saw on TV that three guys in a bar were talking about a spokesman who mentioned in a press conference that he heard his father had mentioned that he heard some shortwave radio guy that saw clouds that lettered out that a podcaster had seen some magazine that said a postal employee delivered a letter that read that Kevin Bacon had overheard from a news anchor that four girls in an elementary school mentioned that their parents had heard on their CB radio that a trucker had saw some guy who said that he had a friend who knew a roomate of his the read about a blogger who posted that he had a girlfriend that overheard at a Phish concert a morse code message came in that that someone saw on the internet that a cat had a tattoo of a message that cave drawings revealed that a message from a race living in the Pelaides star cluster showed that a mime had shouted that the Pope issued a directive that signage on a bus read that Ronald McDonald revealed ants had formed into words on the ground that showed that the Alien guy on TV demonstrated that a bunch of people standing at Levine and Broad Street showed that Trump is a Russian Spy.
So there. Now you have it.
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That is a perfectly good source for the Fake Stream Media to report on.
thought he got a new job and sucks at it....
I’m pretty much expecting the New York Times to lead with this blockbuster revelation in the Sunday front page.
“STOP THE PLANE”
Fake but accurate.
Send that leaker a case of Depends. Maybe you can find out where Hillary gets hers from, and cut a deal.
yeah but how reliable is that information?
It was BO . . . I knew it all the time!
Sounds plausible to me...............
That’s what I figured too.
Doooood! You ain’t right. LOL
How’s the job thingy? And the little guy...
Send it to the NYT They wil publish anything !
“I am Spartacus!”
That’s some amazing research. You’re right up there with Buckhead now. Congrats!
Seriously, I don’t think there is a leaker. I believe the Hussein And Hillary Show have found a way to bug offices in the White House. Rush says there’s no way that can happen because rooms are checked all the time. I think that where there’s a will, there’s a way.
This report has Bacon in it. How could it possibly be false?
Bacon has never failed me!
Are you sure?
That’s great, Laz.
Thanks. I can rest easy this evening. :)
You have a bright future at the Washington Post.
L
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