Chelsea Handler: Trump Suffers from Effects of Syphilis

Newsbusters ^ | April 16, 2017 | Karen Townsend

[kevcol]

She wants to be a “loud voice of opposition” and that is exactly what she is, in a very crude, NSFW way. She even claims President Trump suffers from the effects of contracting syphilis in the 1980s.

After a rather lame opening skit with Adam Sandler – Chelsea wants the viewers to know she’s traveled to India, England, Amsterdam, and Spain since the last season ended – she begins with a monologue that went like this: “Last time I was sitting at this desk, the President of the United States was a hot, young, parasailing novelist named Barack Hussein Obama.

[kevcol]

[Leep]

I think i have heard her name before?

[Da Coyote]

Each and every day we are presented with evidence of how profoundly stupid liberals are. Chelsea is a fine example of a liberal female: no discernable talent, got where she is because of a male, all bundled into a completely repulsive person.

And, of course, she NEEDS a handler, albeit your typically inept poorly educated one. Not to worry, though, there’s no chance the handler will be allowed within two blocks of a medical school.

[ClearCase_guy]

She’s one of the intellectual giants of the American Left today. Which is probably why the Democrats are a minority party.

[gaijin]

She got knocked up two times, aborted the child both times, now she can’t have kids and she only humps black dudes.

[BenLurkin]

Fantasy

hot, young, parasailing novelist named Barack Hussein Obama.

Reality

[LouisianaJoanof Arc]

This is slander and should be treated as such. I would file suit.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Handler? What does she handle?

[COBOL2Java]

Chelsea Handler showing us the tools of her craft:

[Mr. Douglas]

Tit for tat.

They’re just mad that Hillary’s parkinson’s was correctly diagnosed on the intewebs. :)

[mountainlion]

So tell us please what diseases Obamas have had. What about Bill Klinton? Why is it that that demonicrat people never have alcoholism like ted Kennedy. Why do democrats never get disbarred and lose law licenses?

[eyeamok]

You mean she is a real person?? All this time I thought she was Chelsea Clintons babysitter.

[Anti-Bubba182]

I doubt Trump has any VD, but one can’t doubt Handler’s expertise.

[a fool in paradise]

And how many STDs has she had so far?

[a fool in paradise]

Chelsea Fluffer

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I guess she knows all about every SDT out there. Rumor has it she wears adult diapers to handle her oozing.

[a fool in paradise]

JFK’s VD problems were kept out of the news.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Such a horrible person. And Adam Sandler was with her??? Shame on him!

As though another reason is needed to boycott Hollywood.

PING!

[Liz]

Oops....I read that too fast. I though Handler said:

“Last time I was sitting at this desk, the President was a parasitic nobody named Barack Hussein Obama.”

[miss marmelstein]

Well, she’s right about the novelist bit...