Skip to comments.Portland to Put Homeless People in Homeowners’ Backyards ( re-run but the comments are funnier)
Posted on 03/20/2017 7:05:02 PM PDT by dynachrome
Jay Patriot 5 hours ago This is absolutely hilarious! The hobos will lounge around their pod all day, smoking weed and drinking booze while they wait for the idiot homeowner to come home from work and feed them. This program will be fun to watch and I hope that neighbors with brains will chronicle this insanity and share it with the world. Also, I really like the idea of the see-thru pod that is depicted. Nothing nicer than looking out your window and seeing your hobo slamming his old lady, boppin' his boloney, shooting up heroin, smoking meth, etc etc. Too funny. This would make a hysterical movie except nobody would buy into the premise.
AgtOso Jay Patriot 5 hours ago It is hilarious. What's up with the see-through "walls"?
Jay Patriot AgtOso 5 hours ago I guess knowing when your hobo is home and what the hell your hobo is doing when he is home would be pretty damn important information to have. 3 ReplyShare Avatar AgtOso Jay Patriot 5 hours ago Lol. I wonder if you get to "select" your guest. Some people are cat people, some dog people. I think the same would apply. People search long and hard for lawn ornaments. This is so phuggin funny.
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"DeplorableKaren ✓ᵀᴿᵁᴹᴾ AgtOso 5 hours ago Yes, you can choose between a drug addict, a psycho or an alcoholic.
Indiana Mike DeplorableKaren ✓ᵀᴿᵁᴹᴾ 5 hours ago You may hit the Jackpot and get one that is all 3 in 1. 5 ReplyShare Avatar Jay Patriot AgtOso 5 hours ago Lots of bleeding heart techies in Portland so I imagine that they will create a website like match.com or eharmony whereby homeowners and hobos can find their perfect fit. Maybe HoboHarmony.com or MyYardBum.com
Indiana Mike Jay Patriot 4 hours ago I just spewed my unsweet tea! Hilarious.
Pyrran Jay Patriot 29 minutes ago MyYardBum!!!! You're killing me!!!!!"
“Lots of bleeding heart techies in Portland so I imagine that they will create a website like match.com or eharmony whereby homeowners and hobos can find their perfect fit. Maybe HoboHarmony.com or MyYardBum.com”
That is hilarious!
Homeowners to enjoy an endless stream of organic fertilizer forever.
What’s the downside?
My GF couldnt start laughing for 10 minutes when she read it. Brilliant comment LOL
you can’t harvest their organs because a lot of them are druggies or have the AIDS
Does ya got a match for me?
You Honorable Mayor of Portland
If these liberals practiced what they preached they would let them right in the front door and give them preference over their own children’s wellbeing.
Having the neighbor’s dog laying landmines in your yard isn’t bad enough,let’s get a bum to add his “offerings”too.
Do the bums get to use the outdoor pool and grill?
From comment section:
“If my hobo hurts someone, am I liable?”
I would guess yes, because, after all, your hobo is a victim of your racism, hobo-phobia, etc.
“bums get to use the outdoor pool and grill?”
One of them will be the toilet, I suppose....
They look like Person Coops ®.
This is perfect for a sketch on Portlandia.
Make sure the liquor cabinet is kept full with some T-Bird.
And what would they use it for, hmmm?
Yep. A cement pond toliet, like the Clampets would say.
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