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Portland to Put Homeless People in Homeowners’ Backyards ( re-run but the comments are funnier)
gateway pundit ^ | 3-20-17 | Cristina Laila

Posted on 03/20/2017 7:05:02 PM PDT by dynachrome

Jay Patriot • 5 hours ago This is absolutely hilarious! The hobos will lounge around their pod all day, smoking weed and drinking booze while they wait for the idiot homeowner to come home from work and feed them. This program will be fun to watch and I hope that neighbors with brains will chronicle this insanity and share it with the world. Also, I really like the idea of the see-thru pod that is depicted. Nothing nicer than looking out your window and seeing your hobo slamming his old lady, boppin' his boloney, shooting up heroin, smoking meth, etc etc. Too funny. This would make a hysterical movie except nobody would buy into the premise.

AgtOso Jay Patriot • 5 hours ago It is hilarious. What's up with the see-through "walls"?

Jay Patriot AgtOso • 5 hours ago I guess knowing when your hobo is home and what the hell your hobo is doing when he is home would be pretty damn important information to have. 3 • Reply•Share › Avatar AgtOso Jay Patriot • 5 hours ago Lol. I wonder if you get to "select" your guest. Some people are cat people, some dog people. I think the same would apply. People search long and hard for lawn ornaments. This is so phuggin funny.

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Best laughs I have had all day.

"DeplorableKaren ✓ᵀᴿᵁᴹᴾ AgtOso • 5 hours ago Yes, you can choose between a drug addict, a psycho or an alcoholic.

Indiana Mike DeplorableKaren ✓ᵀᴿᵁᴹᴾ • 5 hours ago You may hit the Jackpot and get one that is all 3 in 1. 5 • Reply•Share › Avatar Jay Patriot AgtOso • 5 hours ago Lots of bleeding heart techies in Portland so I imagine that they will create a website like match.com or eharmony whereby homeowners and hobos can find their perfect fit. Maybe HoboHarmony.com or MyYardBum.com

Indiana Mike Jay Patriot • 4 hours ago I just spewed my unsweet tea! Hilarious.

Pyrran Jay Patriot • 29 minutes ago MyYardBum!!!! You're killing me!!!!!"

1 posted on 03/20/2017 7:05:02 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

“Lots of bleeding heart techies in Portland so I imagine that they will create a website like match.com or eharmony whereby homeowners and hobos can find their perfect fit. Maybe HoboHarmony.com or MyYardBum.com”

That is hilarious!


2 posted on 03/20/2017 7:13:46 PM PDT by madison10 (Bless you, Mr. DJ Trump.)
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To: dynachrome

Homeowners to enjoy an endless stream of organic fertilizer forever.

What’s the downside?


3 posted on 03/20/2017 7:14:25 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: madison10

My GF couldnt start laughing for 10 minutes when she read it. Brilliant comment LOL


4 posted on 03/20/2017 7:18:02 PM PDT by max americana (For the 9th time FIRED LIBERALS from our company at this election, and every election since 2008)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

you can’t harvest their organs because a lot of them are druggies or have the AIDS


5 posted on 03/20/2017 7:18:51 PM PDT by brucedickinson
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To: dynachrome
DearHobo.com,

Does ya got a match for me?

Sincerly,

You Honorable Mayor of Portland

6 posted on 03/20/2017 7:19:46 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? -Homer Simpson)
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To: dynachrome

If these liberals practiced what they preached they would let them right in the front door and give them preference over their own children’s wellbeing.


7 posted on 03/20/2017 7:20:13 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Having the neighbor’s dog laying landmines in your yard isn’t bad enough,let’s get a bum to add his “offerings”too.


8 posted on 03/20/2017 7:21:50 PM PDT by Farmer Dean ("Do you want me to shoot,I'm rested.")
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To: Nailbiter; BartMan1

Unreal.


9 posted on 03/20/2017 7:23:20 PM PDT by IncPen (Valerie Jarrett is running spy ops against Trump to help Iran. You read it here first.)
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To: dynachrome

Do the bums get to use the outdoor pool and grill?


10 posted on 03/20/2017 7:24:50 PM PDT by tennmountainman ("Prophet Mountainman" Predicter Of All Things RINO...for a small pittance)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
"Homeowners to enjoy an endless stream of organic fertilizer forever. What’s the downside?

Hepatitis?

11 posted on 03/20/2017 7:26:11 PM PDT by Flag_This (Liberals are locusts.)
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To: All

“MyYardBum.com”

ROFLMAO!


12 posted on 03/20/2017 7:27:54 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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From comment section:

“If my hobo hurts someone, am I liable?”

I would guess yes, because, after all, your hobo is a victim of your racism, hobo-phobia, etc.

;)


13 posted on 03/20/2017 7:28:52 PM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: madison10

#neverhobo


14 posted on 03/20/2017 7:30:04 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: tennmountainman

“bums get to use the outdoor pool and grill?”

One of them will be the toilet, I suppose....


15 posted on 03/20/2017 7:30:29 PM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: Secret Agent Man

They look like Person Coops ®.


16 posted on 03/20/2017 7:35:00 PM PDT by madison10 (Bless you, Mr. DJ Trump.)
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To: dynachrome

This is perfect for a sketch on Portlandia.


17 posted on 03/20/2017 7:36:20 PM PDT by stylecouncilor ("The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra)
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To: dynachrome

Make sure the liquor cabinet is kept full with some T-Bird.


18 posted on 03/20/2017 7:36:29 PM PDT by bray (Pray for President Trump)
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To: tennmountainman

And what would they use it for, hmmm?


19 posted on 03/20/2017 7:37:32 PM PDT by dhs12345
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To: dynachrome

Yep. A cement pond toliet, like the Clampets would say.


20 posted on 03/20/2017 7:40:53 PM PDT by tennmountainman ("Prophet Mountainman" Predicter Of All Things RINO...for a small pittance)
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To: dynachrome

“I would think that the city should provide a good flea dipping on your hobo so your dog doesn’t catch them from your hobo and bring them into your house.”

I haven’t laughed this hard in decades!


21 posted on 03/20/2017 7:42:05 PM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Note to all foreigners: Please.....GET OUT and STAY OUT!)
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To: dynachrome

that’s just cray cray


22 posted on 03/20/2017 7:43:04 PM PDT by GreatRoad (I have so much hope I don't know what to do with it)
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

another gem:

“Hmmmm.... Good question. Where’s the s­h#tter??

Jay Patriot Denver Hillbilly • 15 minutes ago
The kids’ sandbox.”


23 posted on 03/20/2017 7:43:57 PM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: dynachrome

A test of 4 units, 200 square feet each, for $365,000 or just a little over $91,000 each, for a construction cost of a little over $450/sf. National costs are about $117/sf. Since this will be “free” to the homeless, you don’t suppose there might be an influx of a few more homeless people, do you? Naw...what could possibly go wrong.


24 posted on 03/20/2017 7:55:09 PM PDT by econjack
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I may get flamed, or banned, but just want to ask what others think.

Why can’t we round up homeless and put them somewhere? Put them somewhere where they will get help, but someplace where they have to go if they have no fixed address.

Why have we allowed vagrancy to get to such levels?

Some parts of San Francisco, which is very liberal with their homeless, smells like urine, due to critical numbers of such people.

It is not good for the people involved, nor good for society, to have all these people sleeping, and eating and every other function out in the streets.

If you have no place to live, I don’t understand why society has to just tolerate the situation. . Why?? To prove how liberal we are, how compassionate we are, we as a society have decided that doing nothing about homeless people is the best solution.

What is compassionate about letting people, some of whom are clearly not all there, live in the streets, exposed to the elements and exposed to criminals, getting hit by cars, and other hazards????


25 posted on 03/20/2017 7:56:31 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: madison10

Sort of off topic, but recently, the mayor of Washington DC wanted to only provide homeless services to residents of the city of Washington. The reasoning was that the city doesn’t have the resources to help everyone from the entire Washington metropolitan area.

The irony here, which liberals would never see, is that how do you demonstrate that you are a Washington, DC resident, when you are homeless, and have no fixed address in the first place???


26 posted on 03/20/2017 7:59:25 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: brucedickinson
What could possibly go wrong? They'll be using your grill to cook Miss Kitty and burn your house down with you in it. The lice they bring in will be the least of your worries. Just wait until Bowser sniffs and eats the droppings and then licks your face. Wonder if the CDC has that down for a way to catch AIDS? When they're arrested for dealing from your backyard, your home will be confiscated. Little Suzy and Bobby will be trafficked. That new big screen tv will disappear within the hour and all your mail will be gone through and stolen. Can you say ID theft? Those little shacks won't hold up for 5 months much less the 5 years and it's yours hooey.

Why hasn't Hollyweid already don't this? They have the acreage. Oh, yeah, the Clooney's have been griping because they have to drive past a invaders' settlement on the way to their mansion in Italy or wherever it is.

27 posted on 03/20/2017 8:01:00 PM PDT by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: Farmer Dean

Are the homeowners required to pick up Their bums droppings if when they let them roam, they go drop a duece in the neighborhood?

They’re gonna need double layered plastic gloves!


28 posted on 03/20/2017 8:07:11 PM PDT by VRWCarea51 (The Original 1998 Version)
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To: dynachrome

Surely, they’ll be able to come in to the “big house” to use the laundry, right??


29 posted on 03/20/2017 8:09:06 PM PDT by Skybird
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Not flamed or banned, as far as I am concerned.

I’ve read your post several times and I’m working on a response.

In support.


30 posted on 03/20/2017 8:20:47 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: bgill

Perhaps they could stay at the Gates million square foot mansion. Plenty o bedrooms and lots of baths too. Bill could certainly afford it and it is in his City and State, after all.


31 posted on 03/20/2017 8:37:03 PM PDT by Paulus Invictus
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To: Paulus Invictus

What is in his city and state?


32 posted on 03/20/2017 8:38:29 PM PDT by steve86 (Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc O'Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))
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To: dynachrome

The mayor and all the council members who voted for this must be required to be the first ones to host the bums, I mean guests.


33 posted on 03/20/2017 8:55:52 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: dynachrome

Where is the outhouse? Or do they get to use the indoor plumbing in the house?


34 posted on 03/20/2017 8:58:00 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: dynachrome

One of the funniest comments ever.


35 posted on 03/20/2017 8:58:51 PM PDT by bray (Pray for President Trump)
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To: madison10

Oh man, LOL! Those site names are probably taken by now.


36 posted on 03/20/2017 9:02:13 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: aquila48

Won’t it be seen as discrimination to have the homeless live out back, as opposed to being in the main house? Will they go in the house to go to the bathroom, do laundry, eat dinner, etc?? Won’t it be seen as inhumane to have people live in the backyard instead of the house????


37 posted on 03/20/2017 9:19:02 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: dynachrome

“AgtOso Jay Patriot • 5 hours ago It is hilarious. What’s up with the see-through “walls”?”

This is obama transparency. What’s there you can’t see.


38 posted on 03/20/2017 9:26:01 PM PDT by taxesareforever (Islam is an ideology. It is NOT a religion.)
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To: dynachrome

Only homeless people and overpaid gubmint employees will be left in Portland before very long.

They’re made for each other.


39 posted on 03/20/2017 9:28:26 PM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

The idiot LIBs closed mental hospitals in the 60’s and70’s because they felt the crazy needed freedom. Freedom to be assaulted...to be raped...to be untreated...to die. Idiot LIBs. I suspect most of these LIB idiots were afraid that ghey would eventually be committed. Lunatics all.


40 posted on 03/20/2017 9:47:27 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation camp?)
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To: dynachrome

Lots of new job opportunities for a hobo humpin’ slobo babe.


41 posted on 03/20/2017 9:52:03 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Farmer Dean

I’ve got a 80 pound dog that would put up a heck of a fight to run out the hobo and make that shed his own dog house.


42 posted on 03/20/2017 10:04:06 PM PDT by NorseWood
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To: dynachrome

Those are nothing but outhouses on stilts with an internal cesspool. Gonna smell really good during the summer.

Portland, the Pot-A-Potty In Your Backyard, shitty city run by Marxists and liberal fools, for Marxists and liberal fools, funded by the taxpayers who get a shit-can in their backyards (mandatory in the works, believe me) and cannot do anything about it.

Oregon the geological/geographical/biological state is beautiful. Oregon, the people (far-leftists and druggies) is a cesspool of Marxism, stupidity and insanity.

Talk about a Ying and a Yang. More like a “Ding” and a “Dong” or “Ding” and a “Bat”.

Good luck with your backyard poopers. You’re gonna need it and many shovels.


43 posted on 03/20/2017 10:22:08 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Mark

YourSpaceIsMySpace.com


44 posted on 03/20/2017 10:38:49 PM PDT by RainMan (rainman)
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To: dynachrome

Perfect Portland social justice experiment.

Hipsters hosting the hobos.

Can you tell the difference?

http://www.sickchirpse.com/homeless-hipster-decide/


45 posted on 03/20/2017 10:42:53 PM PDT by garjog
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To: dynachrome

No more need to venture outside the city, burning icky fossil fuels, for a respite with Mother Nature in all her rugged glory. Bring a piece of the wild home with you!


46 posted on 03/21/2017 3:28:19 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: max americana

You chose well!


47 posted on 03/21/2017 3:34:26 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: dynachrome

Oh give me a home,
Where the hobos roam,
And the drugs and deviates play.

Where often a turd,
Does discourage the urge,
‘Cause the pool is cloudy all day.

Home, home with the mange...


48 posted on 03/21/2017 4:00:35 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

A very large percentage of the homeless are mentally ill.

Homelessness is a symptom, not the problem.

Mental illness is a much harder problem than housing.


49 posted on 03/21/2017 4:14:16 AM PDT by AlbertWang
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To: dynachrome

Birdhouse for Homeless. You can be entertain on your back porch, watching the homeless go in and out of their birdhouse.


50 posted on 03/21/2017 4:48:21 AM PDT by DEPcom
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