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Branded A Witch, Old Woman Forced To Live Under Tree Outside Village
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Posted on 02/24/2017 11:34:02 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
India, West Bengal, Calcutta [Kolkata]
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:39:07 AM PST
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists Call 'em what you will, they all have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: nickcarraway
You would think that if she were a bona fide witch, they would bend over backwards to avoid making her angry.
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:40:43 AM PST
by
jmcenanly
("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:42:50 AM PST
by
TADSLOS
(Reset Underway!)
To: nickcarraway
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they’re made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she’s made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:44:05 AM PST
by
cyclotic
(Republicans Are without excuse. Flood the Resolute Desk with sane legislation.)
To: TADSLOS
To: nickcarraway
Chappaqua rose up against Hillary?
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:46:41 AM PST
by
vladimir998
(Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
To: rockinqsranch
From the headline, I figured it was South Africa’s BLM-equivalent student movement, but the names suggested otherwise.
To: nickcarraway
“also looted her properties”
Apparently they’re not concerned that her valuables may be “bewitched”.
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:07:53 PM PST
by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thaicland..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:09:45 PM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
To: TADSLOS
“It takes a Village to Expel a Witch.”
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:15:25 PM PST
by
Paladin2
(No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
To: nickcarraway
This is so similar to another recent story (possibley #fakenews)
An elderly woman was driven out of San Francisco on the allegation of practising witchcraft. Accusing the woman of voting for Trump, the villagers beat her up and also looted her properties.
She is now staying under a tree, just outside the village.
A local source, however, informed that a Kangaroo court was convened to ascertain the fate of the elderly woman.
Soros directed the villagers to drive the woman out of the village.
However, the San Francisco police said they have not received any complaint. But they will definitely look into the matter (wink, wink).
It was learnt that a villager, Nancy Pelosi informed the other villagers that the woman is a witch.
She also added that she practices witchcraft every night with the intention to kill the minority persons of the village.
Just a day after Pelosi informed the villagers that the woman is actually a witch, someone's daughter fell ill after ingesting a lot of illegal drugs.
The girl was suffering from an unknown fever and was taken to a rural health center thanks to the ACA. The health workers could not do anything because Trump doesn't like the ACA and the girl died there.
Pelosi took the child's body to the aged people of the village. They alleged that the elder woman, who is a witch (i.e. Trump voter), killed the girl.
However, the village headman decided to convene a Kangaroo Court (the 9th circuit) to decide the fate of elderly woman.
The Kangaroo Court directed her to give $120,000 to Pelosi but the woman said that she cannot give away such huge amount due to her financial conditions. The court then reduced the amount to $100,000 but that amount was also impossible for the woman. She said that she only has $500 which she was ready to give away. Citing precedent from Christian baker/photographer/florist cases the court took all her money and she can't afford to live in the town.
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:16:41 PM PST
by
I want the USA back
(Lying Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
To: cyclotic
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
To: nickcarraway
Under the tree is better than under the sod, which is where many of her predecessors ended up.
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:32:55 PM PST
by
bigbob
(We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
To: nickcarraway
If she were a real witch, they’d be kissing her butt and bringing her presents rather than beating her up and kicking her out of the village. With that, they know she isn’t a witch. Horrid villagers. May curses be upon them for the next seven generations.
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:33:17 PM PST
by
bgill
(From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
To: nickcarraway
I did not know kangaroos were found in India.
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:34:42 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("I prefer to think of myself as ... civilized." ~Jonathan Q. Higgins)
To: kaehurowing
Ahhh! Cyclotic is a seer in the magic of science. He is able to measure the depth of a moonbeam and determine its influence on the human heart. He is a wise one.
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:38:26 PM PST
by
Louis Foxwell
(The Left has the temperament of a squealing pig.)
To: nickcarraway
Build a bridge out of her!
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:40:09 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Conservatives love America for what it is. Liberals hate America for the same reason.)
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