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Popes are funny too: Have you heard these 9 amusing anecdotes?
http://aleteia.org ^ | 02/04/2017 | Maria Paola Daud-Spain

Posted on 02/04/2017 1:26:15 PM PST by heterosupremacist

Sixtus V: One day the pope was invited to witness a “miracle” in one of Rome’s churches: a cross that bled. When he arrived, he realized that there was nothing miraculous occurring and requested a hatchet. Standing before the cross, he said, “As Christ I adore you; as wood I cut you.” And indeed he discovered the deception; within the cross were sponges soaked in blood. The pope’s intuition gained him a reputation among the Romans who would say, “Like Pope Sixtus, who doesn’t even pardon Jesus!”

Leo XIII: The pope had filled the Vatican Gardens with animals that had been given him as gifts during the pontificate. One day, as he was walking through the gardens, a gazelle practically toppled him as it ran away. Everyone accompanying the pope was alarmed, but the pope immediately and calmly said, “When have you seen a ‘leo’ (lion) get afraid of a defenseless gazelle?”"

Another of Leo XIII: One day the pope had an audience with a Spanish gentleman, who, filled with gratitude for his chance to speak with the pope, told him, I thank you Your Holiness for this great opportunity. Just think, days before Pius IX died, he also granted me an audience.” And Pope Leo responded, “If I would have known that you were so dangerous for popes, I would have postponed our meeting for a few years!”

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1 posted on 02/04/2017 1:26:15 PM PST by heterosupremacist
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To: heterosupremacist

John Paul II ruled.


2 posted on 02/04/2017 1:31:05 PM PST by Arm_Bears (Rope. Tree. Politician/Journalist. Some assembly required.)
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To: heterosupremacist
JOURNALIST: "About how many people work in the Vatican?"

POPE JOHN: "About half."

3 posted on 02/04/2017 1:32:47 PM PST by Publius ("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius available at Amazon.)
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To: heterosupremacist

Pope Marx is a Joke, but somehow never funny.


4 posted on 02/04/2017 1:56:24 PM PST by Paladin2 (No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
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To: Paladin2

As a Catholic this is so sad. JP II was truly a man of God and a defender of freedom. Much missed.


5 posted on 02/04/2017 3:28:02 PM PST by lizma2
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To: lizma2
"P II was truly a man of God and a defender of freedom."

I totally concur. It was a high point for both Catholics and non-Catholics.

6 posted on 02/04/2017 3:33:45 PM PST by Paladin2 (No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
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To: Paladin2

Bingo.


7 posted on 02/04/2017 4:15:51 PM PST by YogicCowboy ("I am not entirely on anyone's side, because no one is entirely on mine." - JRRT)
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To: heterosupremacist

St . Theresa of Avila in one of her darker moments bemoaned her fate. She suffered from intense depression and pain due to a medical condition. She then beheld a vision of Christ, who said, “But Theresa, this is the way I treat all my friends”. And the Theresa said “and that’s why you have so few of them”.

CC


8 posted on 02/04/2017 4:21:26 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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True story - the people who accompanied her warned her against taking such a journey because of her ill health. She was thrown from her horse in a torrential rainstorm into a deep puddle of mud - She then beheld a vision of Christ, who said, “But Theresa, this is the way I treat all my friends”. And the Theresa said “and that’s why you have so few of them”.

HA! Nothing but love for that girl...


9 posted on 02/04/2017 4:34:23 PM PST by heterosupremacist (Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!)
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