Hillary Clinton Sues Satan - Wants Her Soul Back (Satire...in case that isn't obvious)

The People's Cube ^ | 1/25/2017 | Evil Smiley

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Lawyers for Hillary Clinton today announced that they are initiating legal action against Satan for breach of contract.

They are demanding that he return the soul of Hillary Clinton who was promised the highest office in the land for her soul.

Satan's representative, George Soros, declared that the promise was made in New York City and that she will have to settle for mayor.

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Hillary jokes permitted

[rightwingcrazy]

(Satire...in case that isn’t obvious)

I’m usually able to pick up on satire. This one wasn’t so obvious.

[Gaffer]

Well, first this would presume she had a soul to start with.

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It really had me puzzled, so I added the parentheses.

[SkyDancer]

Not to be picky but your soul does not belong to you, it belongs to G-d therefor you can’t sell something that’s not yours. Anyway I wonder what she got for it.

[Cooter]

Perhaps she was merely promised the most votes

[ptsal]

#6 good answer.

[InABunkerUnderSF]

She doesn’t stand a chance. All the lawyers are on Satan’s side - most judges too.

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Hillary was pulled over drunk the day after the election. She’s claiming that the Russians hacked her breathalyzer.

[silverleaf]

Satan is filing a counter suit claiming Hillary lied about having a soul to sell

[alstewartfan]

Rotten wouldn’t know what to do with a soul. Since the time that she voluntarily defended the vicious rapist of a 12yo girl, destroyed the evidence and laughed about it, she has proved herself to be a demonic menace to humanity.

[Gaffer]

I am frankly in awe. I am perplexed at how long the spirit of the Devil can exist within a human husk and not disintegrate it.

This is a BIG meme on “Supernatural,” my big favorite show!

[SubMareener]

She, like so many in the past, wasn’t specific enough. When Satan promised her she would win the election, he meant the popular vote! ;-)

[dfwgator]

She suing herself?

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“I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.” —Hillary Clinton on visiting Bosnia in 1996

[fungoking]

They should redo the SNL people's court skit.
Not that they would...

[Hardastarboard]

LOL!! The article starts with a faulty premise, that Hillary actually has a soul.

[Gaffer]

Therein lies the rub!

[BigEdLB]

Read the story of Dorian Gray. This is the painting in the attic at Chappequa