I'm pretty far to the right.

Original FUNNEH | 1/22/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Someone said I leaned a little to the right. They were wrong.

I'm so far to the right, I consider Ronald Reagan a far-leftist, and Barry Goldwater, a moderate.

I'm so far to the right, I believe in mandatory pistol vending-machines in pre-schools and airports.

I'm so far to the right, that not only would I make marital infidelity illegal, I'd ban sex inside a marriage, too.

I'm so far to the right, not only would I deport illegal aliens, I would deport anyone (and their descendents) who immigrated to America in the last 525 years.

I'm so far to the right, I feel that not only perverted gays and nasty transsexuals should be put to death, but even those filthy heterosexuals.

I'm so far to the right, that not only should we close our national borders, we should close our state and county ones too.

I'm so far to the right, that not only do I believe in home-schooling, I think women should uterus-school.

I'm so far to the right, that not only would I abolish the right to abortion, I'd ban menstruation as well.

I'm so far to the right, that not only would I ban taxes, I'd force the government to send money to us.

I'm so far to the right, that not only would I abolish welfare, I'd make all citizens give the government money.

I'm pretty far to the right.

But anyone who thinks I'm a little far to the right is a bleeding heart mamby pamby snowflake flaming liberal.

[Lazamataz]

So, Countdown Crew, let us make some decisions on the Countdown Thread future.

Come, let us reason together.

[exnavy]

i was right with you until you got to that sex thing.

[Doogle]

I’m so far right, the left is on my right

[Lazamataz]

Sex is the tool of the Dibble. DON’T DO SATAN’S WORK!

[Lazamataz]

I’m so far to the right, I have no left hand.

[Tax-chick]

The one on the right was on the left and the one in middle was on the right and the one on the left was in the middle and the guy in the rear was a Methodist.

[USS Alaska]

I'm so far to the right, that not only would I abolish welfare, I'd make all citizens give the government money.

I was OK with you until this one:)

PS: I left my obama clock run and now it is telling me how it's been since obama has been gone and Trump has been President.

It's been 2524 minutes and counting:):):)

[Doogle]

..that’ll slow ya down getting your muffin top.

[Caipirabob]

Ahhh... FR is back. It's nice to be home.

[Tucker39]

Johnny Cash The “Everybody Loves A Nut” LP album.

[USS Alaska]

So, Countdown Crew, let us make some decisions on the Countdown Thread future.

How about focusing until the next congress critter election and we can keep tabs on how these EMPLOYEES OF ALL OF US are doing. If some are really getting out of line, we can bitch slap'em at the polls.

[Tax-chick]

LP Album? We had it on 8-track tape!

Oh, carp, my cat just threw up.

[exnavy]

You’ve not seen my wife, nor will you.

[Lazamataz]

Aw come on. Just a peek.

[exnavy]

srry

[stormhill]

I'm so far to the right, I consider Ronald Reagan a far-leftist, and Barry Goldwater, a moderate.

Goldwater was clearly a leftist.
My idea of a moderate is Oliver Cromwell

[sauropod]

So why did I see a copy of Rules for Radicals on your living room coffee table?

Ducking...

[TTFlyer]

I’m bloody well right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsF6-R3pWE

[miss marmelstein]

Back from FR in exile (Facebook), I see. Missed your final countdown because of it.