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Beer-drinking woman launches SUV into river, keeps drinking, cops say
York Daily Record ^ | Jan. 3, 2017 | Ted Czech

Posted on 01/08/2017 1:41:37 PM PST by LouieFisk

Police pulled into a York Haven boat launch Monday afternoon behind a woman, looking to arrest her for fleeing from them. Before they could, she gunned the engine, barreling into the Susquehanna River.


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Sounds about right...
1 posted on 01/08/2017 1:41:37 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: LouieFisk

That’s dedication.


2 posted on 01/08/2017 1:41:58 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: LouieFisk

I like her...sight unseen.


3 posted on 01/08/2017 1:43:18 PM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: LouieFisk
So she can claim she wasn't drunk until *after* the incident?

4 posted on 01/08/2017 1:44:14 PM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: LouieFisk

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do..


5 posted on 01/08/2017 1:45:44 PM PST by max americana (For the 9th time FIRED LIBERALS from our company at this election, and every election since 2008)
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To: LouieFisk

“Watch this, and I’ll hold my own damn beer.”


6 posted on 01/08/2017 1:46:20 PM PST by Yo-Yo ( Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: LouieFisk

If I launched an SUV into a river, I would need a drink too.


7 posted on 01/08/2017 1:46:58 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: LouieFisk

She drinks like a fish.


8 posted on 01/08/2017 1:48:18 PM PST by Redcitizen
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To: BitWielder1

She was so inebriated that the cops said drunk and she thought they said drive dunk.


9 posted on 01/08/2017 1:49:50 PM PST by Redcitizen
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To: dfwgator

Chain Smokin, Hard Drinkin Woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc1zpXEU-8E


10 posted on 01/08/2017 1:50:59 PM PST by Zeneta
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To: LouieFisk

Honey, you have an SUV, not a SUB....!


11 posted on 01/08/2017 2:02:11 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Blue Jays

Her insurance company should be totally fine with this simple misunderstanding.

12 posted on 01/08/2017 2:08:47 PM PST by Blue Jays ( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
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To: BitWielder1

I’ve known people that did that.


13 posted on 01/08/2017 2:10:59 PM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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Re: Beer-drinking woman

Wasn’t that a popular country song?

(I love country music, despite living in NYC all my life...my father was from Tennessee)

:)


14 posted on 01/08/2017 2:13:22 PM PST by ETL (On the road to America's recovery!)
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To: LouieFisk

If she spilled it, it would pollute the river.

She gets Green points.


15 posted on 01/08/2017 2:15:18 PM PST by Scrambler Bob (LOTS of /s)
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To: LouieFisk

SUSQWEEEEHANNA!!! SLOWLY I TURN...............


16 posted on 01/08/2017 2:21:37 PM PST by ronnie raygun
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To: BitWielder1
So she can claim she wasn't drunk until *after* the incident?

...thinking like a lawyer...

17 posted on 01/08/2017 2:23:22 PM PST by Does so ("The Business of America is Business"--President Calvin Coolidge...)
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To: LouieFisk

Don’t take muh beer Bro!


18 posted on 01/08/2017 2:30:02 PM PST by Col Freeper (Liberals: Devoted members of the "Church of the Eternally Offended".)
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To: gundog
I’ve known people that did that.

Did it work?
19 posted on 01/08/2017 2:34:06 PM PST by fr_freak
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"She stayed in the car and continued to drink her beer," he said.

Man, that had to piss off the cops, they hate being ignored.

20 posted on 01/08/2017 2:43:32 PM PST by doorgunner69
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