Posted on 01/04/2017 6:33:40 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
The last party of the Obama Administration at the White House will be on the 17th of January 2017 with a wide variety of Hollywood, sports, entertainment, MSM, political, and other self-important elites.
The idea for "The Last Party" came out of a statement by Moo in her interview with Oprah. Moo whined that since Trump had won the election, she knew what it was like to "have no hope".
Oprah, thinking that the VP, Slow Joe Biden was part of the staff, ordered him to round up all the "H", "O", "P", and "E" keys from all the computers in the White House and support areas. These are to be enclosed in a large Trump piñata, which will be broken at midnight and Moo will be showered with "HOPE".
Entertainment will include Madonna lip-synching two Beyoncé songs after a warm-up in the parking lot to catch up on the backlog of election day promises.
A probable favorite will be the "Bobbing for Pardons" game. The DNC will be collecting the "deposit slips" required for entry and Loretta Lynch will be running the game. The WH Jacuzzi will be filled with bubbling water and blank pardons enclosed in brown plastic tubes. If the player acquires a tube, they will need to take it to LL to have it completed and it will be mailed to them within two days. If there are an unduly large number of crimes to be pardoned, the player may have to obtain another deposit ticket and bob again.
To help soothe the raw feelings of the Trump victory, a five gallon bucket of fresh "nose candy" will be imported from Mena, Arkansas. Complimentary souvenir silver straws will be provided which the invitees may keep. Fresh nose candy is the kind that is still crystalizing when it is being loaded on the plane and not the kind that has been in a "mule's" rectum for a week.
Partiers are encourage to party like there is no tomorrow but advised not to break any of the furniture or steal the glassware, silver or plates as it may reflect poorly on the black family being evicted on the 19th.
Good post, I appreciate original thought.
Wasn’t Barry supposed to lip sync Born In The USA?
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