Posted on 12/19/2016 6:17:49 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
The CIA leaked proof of the Russian hack of the DNC and the Clinton Campaign. CNN's Wolf Blitzer released the breaking news this afternoon.
Wolf stated that his third cousin, Coyote Blitzer, had learned of the details of the leak from prostitutes on 14th Street in DC who are frequented by CIA and Secret Service Agents. The CIA frequently uses prostitutes, both street and MSM, to leak stories.
Coyote stated that the DNC and Clinton Campaign were both hacked with assistance from two Democratic operatives who had been turned. Robert (the Jackal) Creamer and Scott (the Poofer) Foval were turned by Russian agents after Clinton's loss to Obama in 2008. Both had been employed as party thugs for decades but funds dried up when Clinton lost and all available funds were diverted to the Clinton Global Crime Initiative Foundation for funding her 2016 run.
Broke and desperate, both were recruited by Russian agents who paid their $20,000 yearly CommieCare health premiums and obtained them intermittent employment with Progressive activities such as OWS, BLM, Bloomberg's Everytown, etc.
In 2015, the Russians sensed that the two were getting desperate again and offered big bonuses to both men if they could gain access into the DNC and Clinton Campaign computer systems.
Robert, the Jackal, had immediate success in obtaining an admin password at the DNC by simply stating his wife, Rep. Jan Schakowsky, had lost her password and needed immediate high level access to the system. The IT manager, not wanting to get b-tched out again provided the admin password.
Scott, the Poofer, obtained the admin password to the Clinton Campaign from a tattoo on the private parts of a high ranking Clinton Campaign manager at an after hours campaign pizza party. Access to the campaign computer allowed further access to Podesta's email which proved to be very damaging.
The CIA confirmed that Bill Clinton was partially right when he stated that James (Spineless) Comey was at fault for his wife's defeat. Comey (FBI) was supposed to perform complimentary annual security checks on all DNC and Clinton Campaign employees and "subcontrators" which he failed to do resulting in the Jackal and the Poofer slipping through the cracks.
Pretty good. I could believe it.
Better than anything coming from the establishment media.
Unmitigated Bullshiit (not satire)
If you could get WaPo and NYT to run this, every Dem in the country would swear to it tomorrow.
We need a photograph of the whole Blitzer family, preferably sitting around a poker table. Wolf Blitzer, Coyote Blitzer, Hound Dog Blitzer, Mutt Blitzer, Poodle Blitzer, Weiner Blitzer, and the rest.
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