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Ex-Con Arrested For Ramen Noodle Attack On His Boyfriend
The Smoking Gun ^
| 11/14/2016
| Staff
Posted on 11/15/2016 7:14:58 AM PST by Silentgypsy
A Florida man was arrested for domestic battery after striking his live-in boyfriend with a cup of ramen noodles, police report.
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TOPICS: Food; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: florida; homosexualagenda; pinellaspark; ramen; ramennoodleattack
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*snicker*
To: Silentgypsy
A lesbian would have used a hammer.
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posted on
11/15/2016 7:15:58 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Silentgypsy
To: Silentgypsy
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posted on
11/15/2016 7:16:25 AM PST
by
simpson96
To: Silentgypsy
Can’t.Not.Click.Link.To.Laugh... no will power. Clicked and chuckled.
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
11/15/2016 7:17:26 AM PST
by
Gaffer
To: Silentgypsy
“cup of ramen noodles”
Wow, that must of really hurt. Probably knocked the ‘boyfriend’ unconscious.
To: Silentgypsy
Try telling that to the other dudes in the jail.
“I was arrested for throwing a Ramen cup at my boyfriend.”
Instant bitch.
To: Silentgypsy
Chicken, Beef, or Shrimp flavor?
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posted on
11/15/2016 7:21:45 AM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Silentgypsy
Sheesh! Even convicted felons are pajama boys.
To: Silentgypsy
Did he burn his face because it was hot soup? Or what?
To: Silentgypsy
Had to look:
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posted on
11/15/2016 7:24:10 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(Gun owner. Christian. Pro-American. Pro Law and Order. I am in the basket of deplorables.)
To: Silentgypsy
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posted on
11/15/2016 7:24:52 AM PST
by
TornadoAlley3
( I'm Proud To Be An Okie From Muskogee)
To: Silentgypsy
To: Flavious_Maximus
Hey, if the cup was still hot it might have.
But, yeah, this really lines up with all those times I’ve commented about being beaten with a wet noodle.
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posted on
11/15/2016 7:26:41 AM PST
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: IllumiNaughtyByNature
To: angryoldfatman
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posted on
11/15/2016 7:31:07 AM PST
by
MHGinTN
(A dispensational perspective is a powerful tool for spiritual discernment)
To: Silentgypsy
beaned him in the noodle with noodles?
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posted on
11/15/2016 7:31:18 AM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
To: Silentgypsy
Maybe he found out his boyfriend was an impasta! We need an assault macaroni ban.
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
11/15/2016 7:34:20 AM PST
by
V_TWIN
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