To the dogs!
Posted on 11/13/2016 6:43:32 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
Because of the Trump win, there has been a surge in the business of dogs. The epidemic of emotional and mental collapse in the "snowflake" generation has caused this business uptick for emotional support puppies and dogs.
Rex Barker, President of the Canine Breeders Society (CBS) stated that the demand for emotional support puppies and dogs (ESP/D) has greatly exceeded their ability to provide them to trainers. Rex stated that nature controlled their ability to produce the puppies and dogs to meet the demand in spite of Progressives accusations that they were holding out for higher prices.
Duke Hounder, President of the National Canine Trainers (NCT) stated that they could not obtain enough puppies and dogs to train for EMP/D services. Duke said he had contracted all the known breeders, animal shelters, Asian Restaurants, WH Chef, and pet owners but still came up short of their requirements.
Duke said that they would have to suspend providing service dogs for blind people (PC AKA - ocularly challenged), wounded warriors, and law enforcement until the demand had been meet for the emotional support puppy/dog requirements. Although this was a difficult decision, Duke said that these children represented America's future and in this emergency should take precedence over other needs.
Duke has also initiated an EMP/D service technician program which will provide each puppy or dog owner with a support technician. Because these "snowflakes" are so traumatized it was determined that technical support was required to ensure each puppy or dog was feed, watered, walked, etc.
Additionally, "Lassie" DVDs with heartwarming stories featuring Lassie and Timmy will be provided each "Snowflake" to aid in the healing process.
LOL!!
TERRIFIC!!
“Rex Barker”
Seriously? Rex Barker?
CC
Rex Barker and Duke Hounder?
Into the future....I see more abandoned dogs. Overcrowded shelters overwhelmed. Mass euthanasias.
These people have no notion what *responsibility* entails.
Therapy cat up for adoption
Nice!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.