Canadian Mint employee accused of smuggling $180K of gold in his rectum

ottawacitizen ^ | 20 Sept 2016 | kelly Egan

[longfellow]

Farts would smell different.

[dangerdoc]

At one time?

[Dr. Sivana]

In the Quisp and Quake match up I chose Quisp.

So! It was YOUR fault! Thanks to you and people like you, I not only lost Quake, but even ate the HORRIBLE Quangaroos cereal (orange cereal) when it came out just to support the character.

[Typelouder]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “puck drop”.

[NormsRevenge]

I’ve heard of drinking a fortune away.. pooping one is a new one on me.. adds new meaning to dropping a load overnight.

[FearlessFreep]

Justice Peter Doody. Is this satire?

[Dr. Sivana]

Who did you choose in the RC vs. Sport Cola challenge?

I wasn't aware of Sport Cola (we had a "soda man" deliver in those days. Elm City Soda. A local New Haven, CT brand.) But when I was a little older I LOVED Canada Dry Jamaica Cola (went great with ham and Miracle Whip sandwiches--full fat Miracle Whip). I bought RC often as it was only 35 cents for a pint bottle at the nearby convenience store. That often went with a Table Talk Blueberry Pie for 29 cents, or the Hostess Blueberry Pie (the reincarnated Hostess is AWFUL) for 35 cents.

[HombreSecreto]

I guess he identified as the goose that laid golden eggs?

[Ancesthntr]

I liked Quake a lot more than Quisp (character-wise, that is - it was the exact same cereal). I’d love to see some for sale somewhere, ANYwhere.

[shotgun]

I was working on nuke powerhouse back in the early 80’s and guys would steal anything not nailed down. One guy wrapped about 150 ft of heavy welding leads around his body under his coat and tried to walk out the gate but passed out. He was busted when the medic’s arrived and opened his jacket! He was going to strip the insulation off for the copper...

[Osage Orange]

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole ? " he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket - $95.00

Court Costs - $45.00

Look on the Cop's Face? PRICELESS !!!

['smith]

Filthy lucre.

[Ancesthntr]

Here’s the real story:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quisp

[Dr. Sivana]

I liked Quake a lot more than Quisp (character-wise, that is - it was the exact same cereal).

It was NOT the exact same cereal. That would be like saying Angel Hair is the same as linguine. Quake was crunchy little gears, Quake was delicate little bowl shaped saucers. Quake was a more substantial cereal. I assume you preferred him in his formidable miner persona rather than his slimmed down Aussie Cowboy look. (Moms complaining about potential violence got Quake lightened up a bit).

[Ancesthntr]

You can buy it! [Quisp, not Quake]

http://www.quakeroats.com/products/cold-cereals/quisp.aspx

[DUMBGRUNT]

Quentin Crisp?

Oh my!

[Ancesthntr]

Made from the same stuff - check the Wikipedia article.

However, I preferred Quake.

Even though the term didn’t exist then, and I was about 10-12 at the time, Quisp seemed a bit too metrosexual for me - skinny little b@stard flitting around all over the place, and you couldn’t be sure of his/hers/its sex. OTOH, there was no doubt that Quake was a man - he looked and acted like it.

“Moms complaining about potential violence...” - the Spock babies started to neuter boys at about that point. I remember - in Kindergarten, for crying out loud - that the teacher wouldn’t let us sing the Batman theme (”Its too loud and too violent.” “What does violent mean?” “Nevermind, you can’t sing that song.” “Why? My mom let’s me watch it, not just sing it.” “Because I said.”). It has only gone down hill from there.

[DUMBGRUNT]

Justice Peter Doody. Is this satire?

Surprised it took so long for that one to float up?

[IronJack]

Preparation Au.

[wbill]

Glad to hear that your son is hooked on Moxie. Nectar of the Gods, it is.

Makes ya burp a lot. Wbill Jr discovered that if he drinks it, then jumps up and down, he can win the belching contests with his friends.

Of course, I disapprove of such things, never have done them, and certainly would not have suggested that they be performed.