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Canadian Mint employee accused of smuggling $180K of gold in his rectum
ottawacitizen ^
| 20 Sept 2016
| kelly Egan
Posted on 09/21/2016 2:20:25 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
The Uck! factor aside, the case was also an illuminating look at security measures inside the Mint, the building on Sussex Drive that produces hundreds of millions of gold coins annually for the federal Crown corporation....
One day a teller became suspicious at the size and number of Ottawa Gold Buyers cheques being deposited and Lawrence’s request to wire money out of the country. She then noticed on his account profile that he worked at the Mint. The first red flag was up.
(Excerpt) Read more at ottawacitizen.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: crime; gold
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A dumbass!!!
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:20:25 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Rectum?
Darn near killed ‘im!
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:21:10 PM PDT
by
Fido969
(Maybe I';ve been posting for the last 10 years, and rather than spew cr@p you could look up my posts)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Ok that’s it! No more homos allowed to work at the mint.
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:21:32 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(I'm on a mission to make Hillary Clinton feel DEPLORABLE on Nov 8th.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Another reason to wash your hands after handling money.
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:21:54 PM PDT
by
Fido969
(Maybe I';ve been posting for the last 10 years, and rather than spew cr@p you could look up my posts)
To: DUMBGRUNT
That’s how I used to smuggle gold bars out of Fort Knox.
To: DUMBGRUNT
The gerbil was queen for a day.
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:23:02 PM PDT
by
MUDDOG
To: DUMBGRUNT
Good thing most crooks are stupid.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Hey, just keep it, buddy. Yeah.
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:23:07 PM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:24:12 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Lies are born the moment someone thinks the truth is dangerous.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Goldrectum? (cue Shirley Bassey)
To: Bullish
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:24:43 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Fido969
Another reason to wash your hands after handling money. I know it is a long-standing tradition on FR to not read the article, but....
Maybe you should read the article before you comment.
To: DUMBGRUNT
I’ve heard the phrase “$#!+ a gold brick” before, but I’ve never heard of making change.
To: Buckeye McFrog
“Goldrectum? (cue Shirley Bassey)”
National Lampoon magazine, many many years ago did a takeoff on that title - Goldsphincter.
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:28:58 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
(Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
When I saw the headline, I assumed the perp worked making these
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:29:18 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:30:26 PM PDT
by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:31:49 PM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(FUMSM)
To: justlurking
Running a little testy today, Lurker? A smile is better than a frown.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Anybody for a Reese's peanut butter cup?
Wait for it..
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:33:53 PM PDT
by
CivilWarBrewing
(Females DESTROYED America.)
To: RckyRaCoCo
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posted on
09/21/2016 2:34:57 PM PDT
by
stockpirate
(OBAMA MUST BE ON THE PAYROLL OF THE CLINTON FOUNDATION.)
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