Posted on 09/21/2016 2:20:25 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
The Uck! factor aside, the case was also an illuminating look at security measures inside the Mint, the building on Sussex Drive that produces hundreds of millions of gold coins annually for the federal Crown corporation....
One day a teller became suspicious at the size and number of Ottawa Gold Buyers cheques being deposited and Lawrences request to wire money out of the country. She then noticed on his account profile that he worked at the Mint. The first red flag was up.
(Excerpt) Read more at ottawacitizen.com ...
Farts would smell different.
At one time?
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “puck drop”.
I’ve heard of drinking a fortune away.. pooping one is a new one on me.. adds new meaning to dropping a load overnight.
Justice Peter Doody. Is this satire?
I guess he identified as the goose that laid golden eggs?
I liked Quake a lot more than Quisp (character-wise, that is - it was the exact same cereal). I’d love to see some for sale somewhere, ANYwhere.
I was working on nuke powerhouse back in the early 80’s and guys would steal anything not nailed down. One guy wrapped about 150 ft of heavy welding leads around his body under his coat and tried to walk out the gate but passed out. He was busted when the medic’s arrived and opened his jacket! He was going to strip the insulation off for the copper...
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole ? " he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face? PRICELESS !!!
Filthy lucre.
Quentin Crisp?
Oh my!
Made from the same stuff - check the Wikipedia article.
However, I preferred Quake.
Even though the term didn’t exist then, and I was about 10-12 at the time, Quisp seemed a bit too metrosexual for me - skinny little b@stard flitting around all over the place, and you couldn’t be sure of his/hers/its sex. OTOH, there was no doubt that Quake was a man - he looked and acted like it.
“Moms complaining about potential violence...” - the Spock babies started to neuter boys at about that point. I remember - in Kindergarten, for crying out loud - that the teacher wouldn’t let us sing the Batman theme (”Its too loud and too violent.” “What does violent mean?” “Nevermind, you can’t sing that song.” “Why? My mom let’s me watch it, not just sing it.” “Because I said.”). It has only gone down hill from there.
Surprised it took so long for that one to float up?
Preparation Au.
Glad to hear that your son is hooked on Moxie. Nectar of the Gods, it is.
Makes ya burp a lot. Wbill Jr discovered that if he drinks it, then jumps up and down, he can win the belching contests with his friends.
Of course, I disapprove of such things, never have done them, and certainly would not have suggested that they be performed.
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