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Miss Texas' special talent is probably not throwing a baseball
Yahoo ^ | 09/01/2016 | Chris Cwik

Posted on 09/01/2016 3:39:05 PM PDT by DFG

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To: mountn man

No,no,no!

That could be dangerous!

They shrink them on! Put on hot and wet, they shrink as they dry.

A shrink fit!!!


41 posted on 09/01/2016 4:02:20 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (Looks like it's pretty hairy.)
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To: DFG

The radar gun clocked that pitch at 97mph.


42 posted on 09/01/2016 4:02:45 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: cloudmountain

You sound a bit bitter.


43 posted on 09/01/2016 4:03:10 PM PDT by bigdaddy45
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To: cloudmountain

wow, a bit harsh, are we? She just brought smiles to countless male FReepers, and for that she deserves much praise and appreciation!


44 posted on 09/01/2016 4:03:21 PM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: cloudmountain
LOL!

"What? "Miss 36-24-36" Texas Beauty Contest Winner can't throw a ball 40 feet in CMFM Clogs and hot pants, and her long hair got in the way! Man, I am not having anything to do with HER!"

SAID NO MAN EVER!

45 posted on 09/01/2016 4:03:38 PM PDT by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: DFG

Ping Pong ?

=running away=


46 posted on 09/01/2016 4:03:55 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: CincyRichieRich
Wonder if she’s from Univ Austin, where dumb, lib women reign high on stupidity.

Young women are KNOWN for being dumb, liberal ... and even stupid. I guess that's why young men love them so. Easy pickin's.
Of course, young men aren't known for their I.Q. either...they are FAR too busy with, er, other business.

All the bimbettes have is their looks and they HAVE to use them to get Mr. FatWallet BigBucks Whoever, while they can.

47 posted on 09/01/2016 4:04:08 PM PDT by cloudmountain (,)
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To: Blue Jays

I see 1980 jeans are back in style again.


48 posted on 09/01/2016 4:04:37 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: hadaclueonce; Lazamataz

Would Laz have hit it though?
The ball! The ball! Even though it was a bit outside his usual strike zone.


49 posted on 09/01/2016 4:05:30 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Enchante

(my creation!)

50 posted on 09/01/2016 4:06:07 PM PDT by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: rlmorel
LOL! "What? "Miss 36-24-36" Texas Beauty Contest Winner can't throw a ball 40 feet in CMFM Clogs and hot pants, and her long hair got in the way! Man, I am not having anything to do with HER!" SAID NO MAN EVER!

I know. Who DOESN'T know that?

Too bad that by her 40th birthday she will be "Mrs. 36-46-56" and still growing. Let's hope she keeps her teeth.

51 posted on 09/01/2016 4:06:40 PM PDT by cloudmountain (,)
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To: Blue Jays

I see Sherwin Williams is up to their usual high standards.


52 posted on 09/01/2016 4:06:45 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: rlmorel

I definitely wasn’t looking to her for her fastball...... she has more important talents!


53 posted on 09/01/2016 4:06:52 PM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: DFG
Throwing out a first pitch before a baseball game can be a harrowing experience. And let’s face it, the risks far outweigh the rewards. A great first pitch is met with either indifference, or a smattering of applause from the fans. A bad first pitch will be mocked forever.

Somebody's still traumatized by Obama's first "pitch." Face it, he's just not a pitcher.

54 posted on 09/01/2016 4:06:54 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Enchante

Obama’s mom-jeans probably messed up his toss. But his style is right up there with Miss Texas! Learned it when he signed up for the gay club in college (he did).


55 posted on 09/01/2016 4:07:20 PM PDT by roadcat
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To: Jolla

Her fielding is a bit weak, too..... I don’t think she’ll make the team.


56 posted on 09/01/2016 4:08:47 PM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: DFG

Seriously, that’s the best Texas can do?


57 posted on 09/01/2016 4:09:24 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (Romeo + Juliet = True Love hilLIAR + Obambi = ISIS)
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To: RegulatorCountry

LoL !

Ughhhh. :)


58 posted on 09/01/2016 4:10:18 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) The only thing you should do on the Left is Drive.)
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To: DFG

Let me be the first... Not guilty.
59 posted on 09/01/2016 4:10:30 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
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To: A_Former_Democrat

Dubya threw a strike at the 2001 World Series.


60 posted on 09/01/2016 4:10:43 PM PDT by Publius ("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius now available at Amazon.)
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