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Miss Texas' special talent is probably not throwing a baseball
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| 09/01/2016
| Chris Cwik
Posted on 09/01/2016 3:39:05 PM PDT by DFG
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:39:05 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
Bet she can’t hit worth beans either.
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:42:27 PM PDT
by
Jolla
To: DFG
Her speciality is undoubtedly catching, not pitching.
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:42:56 PM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: DFG
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:44:15 PM PDT
by
hadaclueonce
(This time it is serious.)
To: DFG
I don’t know how well I’d throw wearing shoes like that. How does she even walk in them?
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:44:23 PM PDT
by
bubbacluck
(America 180)
To: DFG
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:44:24 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Blue Jays
Miss Texas acknowledges her challenge of accurately placing the throw:
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:44:42 PM PDT
by
Blue Jays
To: DFG
It didn’t travel 40 feet - it barely went twenty. Who wears high heels to throw out a first pitch?
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:45:17 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: DFG
Give the kid a break ~ she did better than POTUS!
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:46:04 PM PDT
by
heterosupremacist
("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." (Thomas Jefferson))
To: DFG
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:46:11 PM PDT
by
GMMC0987
To: Talisker
To: BenLurkin
Looked just fine to me. You didn't even see the stadium :-)
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:46:20 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: Jolla
Her pitch was as good as Obama’s was...LOL
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:46:23 PM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: Mr. Mojo
she can visit me and practice up on her catching
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:46:39 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero.)
To: Blue Jays
She was sown into them jeans.
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:47:14 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: bubbacluck
because of feelings of inferiority, she compensates by wearing platform heels in a piteous attempt to measure up
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:47:51 PM PDT
by
Thibodeaux
(Exile Barack, Exile the Wookie, Exile Malia, Exile Shasha)
To: Jolla
Ah, beauty but
NO BRAINS whatsoever...and men just LOVE it.
I guess she LOVES being embarrassed. One of her family or friends MIGHT have suggested to Ms. Brain-dead that she PRACTICE throwing a baseball....Lol.
Serves her right for being either SO stupid or arrogant.
Oh dear, maybe BOTH.
Well her looks will last until she's in her mid-thirties, then all will sag: cheeks, chin, boobs, butt and belly. BUT, she will always have the knowledge that for a brief few years she was a knock-out.
UNFORTUNATELY, stupid is forever.
To: JBW1949; Talisker; faithhopecharity; heterosupremacist
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:48:38 PM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: Blue Jays
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:48:44 PM PDT
by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: Mr. Mojo
ha!
thanks
(still, Miss Texas is a bit prettier)
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posted on
09/01/2016 3:49:53 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero.)
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