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There is no reason for Hillary to continue campaigning. "We've won, look at the polls" (Satire)
Liberal Lunacy ^ | 8/16/2016 | Liberal Lunacy Staff/REM

Posted on 08/16/2016 1:34:10 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

An anonymous staffer with the DNC issued this statement today:

"We have looked at the data and have determined the race is already over. Hillary Clinton has an insurmountable lead and will win the Presidency in landslide fashion".

"We therefore see no reason to continue campaigning, giving Hillary a lot of time to rest and prepare for her 2 terms as President of the United States. Her relentless campaigning up until now has proved fruitful. Let Trump have his rallies with thousands of people. We don't care. We will win. Trump is the Republican version of Bernie Sanders. He can have his thousands. It's a lost cause".

"We also urge Donald Trump to release his complete medical records for scrutiny. Hillary has been extremely transparent on this issue and we call for Mr. Trump to return the favor".

Developing...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: 2016polls; humor; satire; trump
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1 posted on 08/16/2016 1:34:10 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Ha. It’s like a team, in a football game, scoring the first touchdown in the first quarter and wanting to end the game because “we won”.

Comical.


2 posted on 08/16/2016 1:37:21 PM PDT by Mr. Douglas (Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

How about labeling this as satire?


3 posted on 08/16/2016 1:38:07 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Snooork! Right. "Surrender, Dorothy!"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

4 posted on 08/16/2016 1:38:35 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

yes!
Save your money hilLIARy!

no need for democrats to even go out and vote, she’s so far ahead

She’s sure going to win!

I think they can even print the headlines “DEWEY WINS”


5 posted on 08/16/2016 1:39:25 PM PDT by Mr. K (Trump will win NY state - choke on that HilLIARy)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

This needs to go VIRAL...


6 posted on 08/16/2016 1:40:26 PM PDT by NEMDF
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Or, in other words, why is she continuing the charade? The vote is rigged.


7 posted on 08/16/2016 1:41:21 PM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

8 posted on 08/16/2016 1:41:43 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Jimmah Carter had a 12 point lead over president Reagan in the first week of October.

Just sayin...

5.56mm


9 posted on 08/16/2016 1:46:16 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Hillary should just take the next few weeks off and do whatever it is she does with Huma.


10 posted on 08/16/2016 1:47:11 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Is this for real or is this a joke?


11 posted on 08/16/2016 1:47:13 PM PDT by eekitsagreek
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To: eekitsagreek

There is a fine line between satire and reality.


12 posted on 08/16/2016 1:48:15 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

If Hillary campaigns to the election she’s not going to make it to the election


13 posted on 08/16/2016 1:49:28 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: butlerweave

Agreed. She’s cooked physically. I don’t know what they’re hiding, but it’s bad.


14 posted on 08/16/2016 1:50:42 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: ozzymandus

Why? That’s no fun. :-)


15 posted on 08/16/2016 1:51:02 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common any more.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Trump should be reminded of this article.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3320900/Newly-released-email-shows-aide-Huma-Abedin-warned-colleagues-Hillary-confused-needed-hand-holding-calls-foreign-leaders.html


16 posted on 08/16/2016 1:52:50 PM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Liberals are so mentally unstable they believe their own bullsh*t. The wikileak emails prove the pollsters are lying about the polls to show Hitlery winning.


17 posted on 08/16/2016 1:53:34 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: Mr. Douglas

There is nothing comical about this presidential race considering that it may be America’s last chance for national survival.

After this — Apocalypse


18 posted on 08/16/2016 1:56:38 PM PDT by 353FMG (AMERICA MATTERS)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

It’s not the polls they are really talking about.

Look at the electoral map Nate Silver put up at fivethirtyeight dot com; there are several scenarios in his prediction of a Hillary win (from a ‘normal’ win to a landslide win).


19 posted on 08/16/2016 1:59:30 PM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

“There is a fine line between satire and reality.”

These days, reality is less believable.


20 posted on 08/16/2016 2:02:06 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy
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