Posted on 08/16/2016 1:34:10 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
An anonymous staffer with the DNC issued this statement today:
"We have looked at the data and have determined the race is already over. Hillary Clinton has an insurmountable lead and will win the Presidency in landslide fashion".
"We therefore see no reason to continue campaigning, giving Hillary a lot of time to rest and prepare for her 2 terms as President of the United States. Her relentless campaigning up until now has proved fruitful. Let Trump have his rallies with thousands of people. We don't care. We will win. Trump is the Republican version of Bernie Sanders. He can have his thousands. It's a lost cause".
"We also urge Donald Trump to release his complete medical records for scrutiny. Hillary has been extremely transparent on this issue and we call for Mr. Trump to return the favor".
Developing...
Ha. It’s like a team, in a football game, scoring the first touchdown in the first quarter and wanting to end the game because “we won”.
Comical.
How about labeling this as satire?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
yes!
Save your money hilLIARy!
no need for democrats to even go out and vote, she’s so far ahead
She’s sure going to win!
I think they can even print the headlines “DEWEY WINS”
This needs to go VIRAL...
Or, in other words, why is she continuing the charade? The vote is rigged.
Jimmah Carter had a 12 point lead over president Reagan in the first week of October.
Just sayin...
5.56mm
Hillary should just take the next few weeks off and do whatever it is she does with Huma.
Is this for real or is this a joke?
There is a fine line between satire and reality.
If Hillary campaigns to the election she’s not going to make it to the election
Agreed. She’s cooked physically. I don’t know what they’re hiding, but it’s bad.
Why? That’s no fun. :-)
Trump should be reminded of this article.
Liberals are so mentally unstable they believe their own bullsh*t. The wikileak emails prove the pollsters are lying about the polls to show Hitlery winning.
There is nothing comical about this presidential race considering that it may be America’s last chance for national survival.
After this — Apocalypse
It’s not the polls they are really talking about.
Look at the electoral map Nate Silver put up at fivethirtyeight dot com; there are several scenarios in his prediction of a Hillary win (from a ‘normal’ win to a landslide win).
“There is a fine line between satire and reality.”
These days, reality is less believable.
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