Hillary's Administration (satire)

7/29/16 | RetiredTexasVet

[RetiredTexasVet]

Here's a quick look at the Hillary Clinton Administration.

Missing for 16 years, dishes, silver and furnishings are discovered in the WH.

Employees and guests will have to use port-a-potties located behind the WH because WH ground floor bathrooms have been converted to house WH E-mail servers.

HSBC to be contracted to operate all of the WH laundry operations.

AG LA Lynch's office moved to a refurbished C-130 on the tarmac of the Phoenix airport with a B of A branch office located within to support financial transactions.

Goldman Sachs contracted to run the Treasury Department which will eliminate the middle man for TBTF banks and the Federal Reserve.

Lois Lerner asked to come out of retirement and head the IRS because Commissioner John Koskinen has made a political mess of the normally politically neutral agency.

FBI Director James Comey is resigning to pursue his education to obtain a Law Degree from a name law school. Although his Law Certificate from the University of Chicago has assisted him this far, a real law degree would look better on his resume. (see GoFundMe.com to donate). Alcee Hastings will replace Comey at the FBI.

Josh Earnest, the current WH Paid Liar, to be retained and transferred to be the head of the Department of Agriculture. Josh's in-depth experience in distributing cow manure will ensure his quick transition into that field.

The WH Paid Liar and all department Paid Liar positions will be contracted out to Google. Google will provide a "one stop uncensored source" of transparent information from the government.

Slick Willie Clinton will head the "Womens Outreach Initiative" that will operate out of the basement of the WH. The initiative will encourage young female interns to develop the knowledge, skills and abilities necessary to climb the leadership ladder in government service.

In unrelated news, the sanction against Cuban cigars will be lifted and the annual "Bring Your Daughters to Work" at the White House will be cancelled indefinitely.

Jeh Johnson, who couldn't spell his name correctly which was a constant source of embarrassment for the Obama Administration, will be replaced by Bill Ayers. Who better to carry the anti-terrorism ball than a former terrorist who knows the ins and outs of terrorism with first hand experience.