Posted on 07/23/2016 10:13:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz
A recent study showed that guns are bad. The Center For Proving Bad Guns Are Bad showed that guns are bad, and that badness exists in guns. "Guns are bad," said one of the study researchers, "Very bad, I can not tell you just how bad they are, but they are extremely bad." The incidence of guns being very bad has incresed 10% over the last year, and 27% since 1968. This study also shows that the qualititive level of badness in each gun has gone from "Bad" to "Horrifically Bad" in that same time period.
The study also suggests that only bad people own these bad guns, and that the guns are very bad. "We already knew guns were bad," said the leader of the study of bad guns, "We just set out to collect the data, and show without any further doubt, that guns are bad. Really, really bad."
The bad people who own bad guns are quite bad, according to the lobby group Bad Guns Are Bad, and they recommended a complete ban on bad guns, and sanctioning the bad people who own the bad guns.
Guns are very bad, and they are very bad. Furthermore, bad things happen around these bad guns. Guns are quite bad.
"Just the other day, I was saying bad guns are very very bad, and then I saw one!" remarked an anonymous citizen, "It was bad!"
Internationally, various nations have united to call the United States the "home of very bad guns, and it is quite bad." The bad guns are quite bad, according to nations who view guns as bad, and the badness of the bad guns seems to be unrelenting. "We must do something about America, since they have really bad guns, and guns are bad," said an unnamed diplomat. "The bad guns have to go!"
Legislators are considering a "Ban All Bad Guns, But Since All Guns Are Bad, Ban All Guns" omnibus bill, in the effort to combat bad guns in the hands of bad people, when 'bad people' is defined as anyone who owns any gun.
In conclusion, guns are very bad.
They are. Very bad for criminals.
Most of mine are good. Hit the target on a regular basis and are kept rust free. Yep. They’re good. Not bad. But good.
According to this study, there are only bad guns.
We need to make sure we protect our Elected Officials from all these Bad Guns.
All Persons that can be classified as a “Public Servant” SHALL be Guilty of a Felony, punishable by a Mandatory Sentence of Not Less than 10 Years in Federal Prison, for having any person in their employ or employed on their behalf in possession of ANY Firearm or Ammunition.
BAD GUN Problem Solved for our Elected Leaders!
Guns *do* tend to have a negative influence - on my wallet.
That’s very bad.
This pretty much demonstrates the current state of our news press, does it not?
Dana Loesch’s gun pics w/ her hands are hysterical. Scroll through her Twitter feed to view them.
Then disarm the secret service, military and cops. We cant have all this badness in the hands of fallible human government.
This would be extremely funny except that there are a lot of people who would agree with this.
DUMB a$$es. I am still pondering your motivation for writing this piece as it will cause the snowflakes to seek safe places and we all know it would be difficult for them to go out into the “bad gun” infested environment to vote for crooked and corrupt.
I forgot to mention the followup study: Guns become suddenly good when they are in the hands of government people who are shooting conservatives.
My motivation is to take the Propaganda Ministry (news media) that one little tiny step further, and write as they will in only a few scant years.
Or months.
You know they would just redefine public servant to mean law abiding citizen.
They’d all be exempt again.
Sorry forgot the sarcasm tag.
Fine.
But remember: Guns are bad.
Scarred just hinking about it! /s
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