Posted on 07/21/2016 2:57:00 PM PDT by RKBA Democrat
Folks, credit where credit is due. Toxic Teddy did something that I didn't think would be easy or fast and he did it in less than a half hour. Last night Toxic Ted single handedly strangled most of the alwayshillary movement and unified the conservative/nationalists behind the Trump ticket. Wow. Well done, Teddy! Let me be the first to buy you a drink and a rat to exploit! You da man, the legend in your own mind!
Kudos are also owed to the Trump campaign, who played the speech by Toxic Ted like Perlman plays a stradivarius. It was awe inspiring, something to behold. From the technical problems with the display, to the appearance by Donald as a hook to end Toxic Ted's blathering, it was a thing of beauty. Beauty!
So let's look at what was accomplished last night.
- Teddy destroyed his political career within the gop. But in so doing, he opens up a door to a bright future as the spiritual head of the People's Conservative Temple and Party. Which will break off to establish a dominionist theocracy in the jungles of Guyana. You go Teddy!! Bon voyage! And don't forget to pack the flavorade!
- The remaining good folks within the Teddy movement, that is to say those who are sane, will decide that following Teddy might not have been all that great of an idea. They will be, and should be, welcomed back into the fold with open and loving arms. We missed ya!
- The remaining lunatics, flat-earthers, and fools who follow Teddy into his self-imposed exile will be gone. They will have self-deported from the conservative/nationalist movement and we will all be better off for their departure.
- From a personal point of view, Teddy just made my job knocking on doors for Trump easier. I can easily and truthfully say that the knuckleheads followed Teddy out the door.
All in all, an awesome night!
If he goes to Toronto, we’ll have to build a northern border wall too.
I always enjoy your commentary.
I’d like to know what all those that JimRob zapped are thinking.
Its like the old joke...what’s the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?
Trumpsters, you have had your victory lap and the spike of the football.
Conservatives are going to need every vote in November to defeat Hillary.
No more three stooges eye pokes to former Cruz supporters.
Thank you
As the 3 stooges would say: “wise guy, eh?”
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
As we “trumpsters” do the Curly Shuffle.
Good commentary.
Ted made one big mistake. He underestimated Donald Trump. Bad idea.
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