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Fun With Freepers
3/3/2016
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 03/03/2016 4:52:24 PM PST by Lazamataz
Tunehead54 wanted a physical call today.
So I called him.
I opened with, "Is this the person who goes by the screen name 'Tunehead54'?"
Tunehead54: "Yes it is."
Laz (in the most official voice I can muster): "Hello, this is Agent Broward from the United States Secret Service. How are you this evening?"
Tunehead54: "Um, okay I guess."
Laz: "I'll get right to the point. Our detail has a post that you posted, recently, that states 'Obama must be eliminated.'. This came to our attention last week. Do you own any firearms, sir?"
Tunehead54: "One or two, maybe."
Laz: "Ok. Well, we will need to dispatch a team to ascertain that you are not a felon- or a domestic-violence-misdemeanant in possession. Do you mind explaining what 'Obama must be eliminated' means?"
Tunehead54: (Sounding worried) "Well, what I meant is that Obama must leave office when his term expires on Jan. 20, next year."
Laz: (Breaks character) (laughs uproarously) "DUDE! IT'S LAZ! I was just f*****g with ya!! HHHHAHHAHHAAA"
Tunehead54: (forced laughter, secretly wishes he could wring my neck)
I am a very naughty bunny rabbit.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: lazisadick
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posted on
03/03/2016 4:52:24 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
To: Tunehead54
2
posted on
03/03/2016 4:52:42 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: TheOldLady
I am such a NAUGHTY bunny.
3
posted on
03/03/2016 4:54:24 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: humblegunner
I’d do this with you but you’d recognize my voice. LOL`
4
posted on
03/03/2016 4:54:55 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
5
posted on
03/03/2016 4:57:47 PM PST
by
nopardons
To: Lazamataz
That. Was. Awesome.......
Lmao
6
posted on
03/03/2016 4:58:08 PM PST
by
MountainDad
(Support your local Militia)
To: Lazamataz
Talks like him, too.
7
posted on
03/03/2016 4:58:22 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: nopardons
8
posted on
03/03/2016 4:58:44 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: MountainDad
The key is, I have a very ‘official’ sounding voice. I totally pulled this off. :)
9
posted on
03/03/2016 4:59:16 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
If you called me and did that to me, I would be VERY unhappy; that’s all I meant.
To: Lazamataz
Tunehead54 is gonna use your head for a tuning fork like those Bugs Bunny / Wile E Coyote cartoons, Laz.
11
posted on
03/03/2016 5:00:04 PM PST
by
PGalt
To: grey_whiskers
I am a very naughty bunny. LOL
12
posted on
03/03/2016 5:00:20 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
A bunch of us have pooled our FReeper bucks and hired a comedy critic...
To: nopardons
I didn’t let it go too long. :) It was maybe 180 seconds of sheer terror for the poor guy. :)
14
posted on
03/03/2016 5:00:57 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Billthedrill
HHHHAAHAHAHA that was funny!!!
15
posted on
03/03/2016 5:01:22 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
Pssst, Laz.
Call 1-800-225-5324.
It’ll be a real hoot!
16
posted on
03/03/2016 5:01:54 PM PST
by
frankenMonkey
(Trump 2016, because FUGOP)
To: Lazamataz
It’s a good thing you didn’t screw it up. You could have said this is agent United States Secret Service from Broward County Sheriff Department. Damn!
To: PGalt; Tunehead54
Tunehead54 is gonna use your head for a tuning fork like those Bugs Bunny / Wile E Coyote cartoons, Laz.Nah. We went on to have an awesome discussion.
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posted on
03/03/2016 5:02:06 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
19
posted on
03/03/2016 5:02:25 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Lazamataz
to funny... I hope you do not live near them...and that they have no travel plans this summer
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