True life story from the bush. Moose are unpredictable. They can and wil kill you if they feel like it.
1 posted on
02/28/2016 5:50:50 PM PST by
skeptoid
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To: skeptoid
I suspect some moose related tidbits are soon to come.
Something about a run-in with a sister?
2 posted on
02/28/2016 5:53:18 PM PST by
Defiant
(After 8 years of Chump Change, it's time for Trump Change!!)
To: skeptoid
Much better a moose outside than a 6 ft. snake in the toilet. BTDT.
3 posted on
02/28/2016 5:55:36 PM PST by
bgill
(CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: skeptoid
My sister was bit by a moose
4 posted on
02/28/2016 5:55:36 PM PST by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: skeptoid
A 357 slug between the eyes of Bullwinkle will change his mind.
5 posted on
02/28/2016 5:55:48 PM PST by
DAC21
(.z)
To: skeptoid
Life is tough enough without getting assaulted by large critters when you need to take a dump in the middle of the night.
To: skeptoid
Just be happy that the moose didn’t just bunt the outhouse over on its side.
Front door down.
7 posted on
02/28/2016 5:57:49 PM PST by
alloysteel
(If I considered the consequences of my actions, I would rarely do anything.)
To: skeptoid
I was hoping this was “live”.
8 posted on
02/28/2016 6:01:28 PM PST by
Mensius
To: skeptoid
To: skeptoid
It is twenty sixteen.
Muslim invaders armed by the United States are flooding into Europe, opposed primarily by Russians in Syria.
And the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is still canceled.
11 posted on
02/28/2016 6:05:28 PM PST by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: skeptoid
Why didn’t he try to pet it?
12 posted on
02/28/2016 6:06:42 PM PST by
kiryandil
("Our Muslim-In-Chief, Barack Obama - the Quislaming in the White House")
To: skeptoid
Moral of the story: Leave the dishes for wifey to do :)
13 posted on
02/28/2016 6:07:16 PM PST by
onona
(I've held my nose so long I can't even remember what an election smells like !)
To: skeptoid
Mooses hate indoor plumbing. Their lives are so much duller now.
17 posted on
02/28/2016 6:19:31 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: skeptoid
I had a similar experience once, we had a off-grid cabin in the woods close to a garden with a 6 foot high fence to keep deer out.
I opened the door, heard some crunching, and I could see an adult moose through the brush and trees. I went back inside to get the camera, came back and the fence was crushed down to the 4 foot level with the moose no where in sight.
21 posted on
02/28/2016 6:22:41 PM PST by
redfreedom
(Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.)
To: skeptoid
I e been caught between momma and baby before. Unarmed. It ain’t no joke. I ran as fast as I could thru the thickest stuff I could find for about 3-4 minutes until i felt safe.
23 posted on
02/28/2016 6:28:26 PM PST by
vpintheak
(Freedom is not equality; and equality is not freedom!)
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Moose dew drop inn
24 posted on
02/28/2016 6:29:44 PM PST by
Daffynition
(*Security, confiscate their coats. Get them out of here. It's 10 below zero out there ~DJT)
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Gotta ask moose what the guy said though.
May have been a reason for it.
25 posted on
02/28/2016 6:36:33 PM PST by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: skeptoid
Beta male metrosexuals like this writer are the exception, not the norm in Alaska. Rule number one when away from civilization is you carry the appropriate firearm. Including trips to the outhouse.
29 posted on
02/28/2016 6:57:49 PM PST by
AlaskaErik
(I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
To: skeptoid
To: skeptoid
As long as it doesn’t bite my sister it’s OK
33 posted on
02/28/2016 8:14:32 PM PST by
clamper1797
(This space for rent)
To: skeptoid
Every time a moose traps me in the outhouse I just read magazines that I put there for the purpose of passing the time until they leave.
34 posted on
02/28/2016 9:00:02 PM PST by
Rockpile
(GOP legislators-----caviar eating surrender monkeys.)
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