VANITY: Upcoming State Of The Union.So What Technique Will Obama Use To Create "Fake Tears"?

[Cruz_West_Paul2016]

And here we go again.Should we call it "Obama Tears Part Two"? So what will Obama do next time to fake his tears? Have a very large onion three feet away? Put "Hot Mexican Pepper" on some of his right fingers? There has to be at least 12 ways for an actor to cry on cue. So what will Obama do when he gets to the line "First Graders"? Can you imagine if the timing is off when he wipes his eyes and there were no tears falling out "On Cue"?, Hey, didn't Bill Clinton try to pull this stunt once?

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Pull out nose hairs, likeKelly did to Bud Bundy.

[TigerClaws]

Close the one pop up.

A menthol tear stick is what actors use (who need it).

https://www.mallatts.com/store/theatrical-costume-makeup/fake-blood-tears-sweat/menthol-tear-stick-by-kryolan.html

[Mouton]

Hopefully when he is handed two coach tickets to Cuba and told to be out of the country by nightfall or he is going to levinworth.

[raybbr]

Tears? It’s going to be anger and lecture. Telling everyone how wrong they are to oppose him and his minions.

[Libloather]

Obamas invite Syrian refugee to State of the Union Address

[humblegunner]

You sure post a lot of vanity threads.

http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:cruzwestpaul2016/index?tab=articles

Maybe you ought to look into how punctuation works

[Cruz_West_Paul2016]

why not just let Hillary stand about six feet from Obama, and drop her pants on cue?

[CGASMIA68]

look at his wife

[CGASMIA68]

Rut Rohhhh.posting cops got cha

[KeyLargo]

Glenn Beck (Mr. Tears), explained on his TV show last week how a photographer wanted him to cry for a photo shoot and showed him that Hollywood has a number of tricks, especially simple is have a tiny amount of Vicks on your finger and rub it under you eye when you want to shed some tears.

[max americana]

He’ll think of “Oh reggie, how I miss you! Where are you??”

BLECHHHHHH

[fivecatsandadog]

Hopefully, a ruptured appendix.

[dragnet2]

The SOTU speeches in the past are really bizarre cult like events. All these politicians feverishly start applauding every 3rd word whoever the president might be. And it goes on and on with the applause. It’s like a Hollywood premier.

Of course with the country in obvious decline for 20 years and Middle America PO’d to the point of lighting torches and and carrying pitchforks, it seems utterly phony.

[McGruff]

All he has to do is think how miserable the rest of his life will be. History will not be kind to The Obama Years.

[fivecatsandadog]

O Reggie where art thou?

[RightGeek]

[lewislynn]

Upcoming State Of The Union.So What Technique Will Obama Use To Create "Fake Tears"?

[lewislynn]

Pull out nose hairs, likeKelly did to Bud Bundy.

I could maybe let Kelly Bundy pull out my nose hairs.

[KeyLargo]

"A menthol tear stick is what actors use (who need it)."