Now THAT is funny!
Being lesbians wouldn’t matter Muslim men have no problem with rape
Isn’t “virgin” a mistranslation of the word “raisin” ?
Now you’ve done it, Rosie O’Donnell read your post, converted to islam and started looking for a suicide vest. Fortunately they don’t make vests in “Moby Dick” size.
nah they are sheep
Nope. 72 grapes. Look it up.
Mr. Jihadist won’t get 72 virgins, he’ll get 72 demons who will torment him for eternity. Want to rethink that suicide vest?
mohamed will still rape them in their aztecs.
Muslims invented condoms out of goat gut. A few hundred years later, the Chinese perfected them by taking the gut out of the goats.
no, their names are tyrone, dabone, ....
The descriptions of them in the Hadiths suggest that they are more like Japanese sex robots. They are certainly not human thus a martyr’s reward on entering the place of gardens under which rivers flow is eternal masturbation with sex toys.
Much like a child, I don’t think these jihadis have thought through their idea of Paradise. Having 72 women to deal with every day might become difficult over eternity. That doesn’t leave a lot of time for fishing, hunting, or just hanging out with the guys. I’ll bet not a one in 72 can cook a goat properly.
(In fairness to women, I don’t imagine they would appreciate having to deal with 72 men, either.)
Be careful what you wish for.
I am reminded of the Twilight Zone episode where a gambler dies & woke up in a fancy casino. He started gambling & winning. At first he thought he was in Heaven, but when he realized he couldn’t lose, he found he was really in Hell.