Posted on 09/23/2015 10:57:20 AM PDT by bgill
The combine was reported weaving from ditch to ditch on U.S. 56 highway. It struck a guy wire and caused damage to power poles near the intersection of Southeast 10 Road and U.S. 56 Highway. It then continued West and entered the city of Ellinwood around 10:47 p.m. The driver drove through a residential neighborhood, striking several power poles and a 2005 Cheverolet pickup truck parked on the road. The pickup truck sustained extensive damage and the 8-row combine header was torn from the combine. An Ellinwood police officer attempted to contact the driver around 10:52 p.m. While doing so, the driver put the machine in reverse and rammed the Ellinwood police car. The deputy and Ellinwood officer fired approximately 18 rounds at the combine in an effort to disable it.
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That’s one step up from an Amish drive-by.
Aww, shucks.........................
When combines are outlawed only outlaws will have combines.
Driver is guilty of FUI
A case of AGRITERRORISM
A man can only take so much driving up and down the rows of corn until he goes corn cob crazy.
Or AGRI-VATED ASSAULT.
Barn to be Wild
Well... at least it wasn’t a Paladin self propelled gun this time.
Despite the corny clichés, drugs combined with alcohol feeds a toxic cornucopia. Adding common core and boredom to the mix sews seeds of anger. What an udder shame.
Thats a redneck for you... when something breaks, you rig it up to work.
What the story didn’t tell us is, days before the gas pedal quit working. So he pulled one out of his wife’s Toyota.
Bad choice.
Booo, bring on the next act.
That the corn-iest thing I’ve read all day.
He must have seen “the Hunter” with Steve McQueen on Netflix.
Skip to 4 minute mark:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0bjDgS5soA
Hay. Admit it. You’re ripe with jealousy. Pick on someone else, why don’t you.
Good one.
They killed Frank!!!!!!
(Cars movie reference for those without young kids / grandkids)
“That’s one step up from an Amish drive-by.”
From the perp’s photo, I’d say he IS Amish!
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