Wish I could find a billionaire widow who has a fetish for slowly balding out of shape men. Alas, they do not exist.
There are probably some out there. But fella, the things you’d have to do you wouldn’t like one bit.
“Wish I could find a billionaire widow who has a fetish for slowly balding out of shape men. Alas, they do not exist.”
Hell yes they exist. You just have to be a trillionaire in order to attract their attention!
I stumbled across one about 25 years younger than I. I had absolutely no desire to put my 30+ years of marriage at risk and refused this young lady.
For some reason there are young girls attracted to guys their fathers age, and to me that alone is reason to keep a distance.
If single, I can see myself seeking out women 10 years younger or so, but not my children’s age. It just does not seem right.
Check your junk email folder. I get emails all the time from Nigerian widows of former finance ministers.
Ah, but they do. They're all late-20s-early-30s, blonde, gorgeous, smart, funny-but-not-quite-as-funny-as-you, and good cooks as well.
I just can't tell you where they all are. It's classified.