NFL Schedule - 2015 [Week 1 Live Thread]

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[Bender2]

NFL Opening Week - 2015
Sept. 10

Pittsburgh Steelers at New England Patriots

Sept. 13

Indianapolis Colts at Buffalo Bills

Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears

Kansas City Chiefs at Houston Texans

Carolina Panthers at Jacksonville Jaguars

Cleveland Browns at New York Jets

Seattle Seahawks at St. Louis Rams

Miami Dolphins at Washington Redskins

New Orleans Saints at Arizona Cardinals

Detroit Lions at San Diego Chargers

Baltimore Ravens at Denver Broncos

Cincinnati Bengals at Oakland Raiders

Tennessee Titans at Tampa Bay Buccaneers

New York Giants at Dallas Cowboys

Sept. 14
Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta Falcons

Minnesota Vikings at San Francisco 49ers

[Bender2]

Re:

Gadzooks, big-- You sound... like an old MGM Musical:

Oh my... Lions and tigers and bears!

Whoa!!!! Look at the Bill's... secondary!

[big'ol_freeper]

See Bend, I told you!

[GOPsterinMA]

I’ll pick for all 17 regular season weeks right now:

NEW

Playoffs:

NEW

SB L:

NEW over CHI

Then I want Tom Brady to shove the Lombardi Trophy down Goodell’s throat and then bludgeon “him” with the SB MVP trophy. And if “his” wife is around, throw his sweaty, stinky, crusty jock at her face while screaming: “YOU F’N SUCK TOO!” at her.

[Impy]

AFC East

1)Pats
2)Bills
3)Fins
4)Paper Planes

AFC North

1)Bengals
2)Ravens
3)Steelers
4)Browns

AFC South

1)Colts
2)Texans
3)Jags
4)Itty bitty t*tties

AFC West

1)Bolts
2)Broncs
3)Chiefs
4) Raiders

NFC East

1)Boys
2)Eagles
3)Giants
4)(Racist name redacted)

NFC North

1)Pack
2)Lions
3)F EVERYONE WE WON’T COME IN LAST WE WONT WE WONT!!
4)Vikings

NFC South

1)Fig Newtons
2)Saints
3)Falcons
4)Lovie’s Smiths

NFC West

1)Olde Chi Cardinals!!!
2)Seahawks
3)Rams
4)69ers

Week 1 Picks

Tom Brady opens a can on the Steelers while Rog pouts in the corner

Packers come to Chi, is it over yet?

Chiefs win at Texans

Jets D gets them a win at home

The Buffalo Hype train takes an early hit with a home loss to Indy

Fins over skins

Figs over Jags

Seattle over St. Louis

Cards over Aints

Boltz zap the kitties

Bucs grope the Tits

Bengals maul the Raiders

Broncs over Ravens

Boys over Giants

In the battle of the birds, the Eagles over the Falcons

Niners hold on over the vikequeens at home

NEW
GB
KS
NYJ

IND
MIA
CAR
SEA

AZ
SD
TB
CIN

DEN
DAL
PHI
SF

[campaignPete R-CT]

PATS
GB
KC
CLE
INDY
MIA
CAR
SEA
ZONA
SD
TB
OAK
DEN
DAL
PHIL
MINN

GUARANTEED WINNER IS DALLAS
GUARANTEED LOSER IS PITTSBURG

[campaignPete R-CT]

[big'ol_freeper]

It's game day!!

WE'RE BACK!!





Video at link

[big'ol_freeper]

T-180 and counting

[big'ol_freeper]

T-75 and counting

[big'ol_freeper]

T-30 and counting...

and..

I'm a putz

[big'ol_freeper]

T-5

[big'ol_freeper]

Time to kickoff

[big'ol_freeper]

[Impy]

Omar Epps is gonna kill that kicker of his.

[big'ol_freeper]

Sucks when you lose a proficient kicker. I’m betting the Patriots plotted to have him injured.

[Impy]

LOL

Darius Heyward-Bey, what a great pickup for PITT. LOL

[Impy]

The female form is God’s most perfect artwork, it can only be marred by men drawing on it with needles.

[big'ol_freeper]

Steelers hanging tough though. Weathered the emotion.

[big'ol_freeper]

[big'ol_freeper]

RE: Then I want Tom Brady to shove the Lombardi Trophy down Goodell’s throat and then bludgeon “him” with the SB MVP trophy.

I’d actually pay money to download that video