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I seem to recall John Hartford on the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour doing a song about this practice. I can't find the exact lyrics I remember him using, but it went something like this:

Them Toad Suckers

1 posted on 06/24/2015 4:26:27 PM PDT by snarkpup
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To: CodeToad

Any relation?


2 posted on 06/24/2015 4:28:50 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: snarkpup

Buffo toads, found in Florida, will cause hallucinations when licked. As least, that’s what kids say there.


3 posted on 06/24/2015 4:29:31 PM PDT by Sasparilla (If you want peace, prepare for war.)
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Looks like he should be on the CW tv show “Salem.”


4 posted on 06/24/2015 4:31:40 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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7 posted on 06/24/2015 4:35:23 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: snarkpup

Funny, sounds like a nym ...


8 posted on 06/24/2015 4:39:32 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am ...)
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To: snarkpup

Toad Licking PSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Qm-AQ7McU

(ain’t internet amazing?)


9 posted on 06/24/2015 4:39:51 PM PDT by Ray76 (Obama says, "Unlike my mum, Ruth has all the documents needed to prove who Mark's father was.")
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To: snarkpup

From the photo I’ll say he sure looks like a scholarly young man. /sarcasm


11 posted on 06/24/2015 4:44:25 PM PDT by rdl6989
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He’s a two timing toad licker, dancing into jail.


13 posted on 06/24/2015 4:45:49 PM PDT by lee martell (The sa)
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The guy is obviously a hard line toad addict.......

But a few minutes after receiving the trespass warning, Mullins returned to the bar’s parking lot. When police subsequently approached Mullins, “he was holding another toad.”

Wow, so sad..........

15 posted on 06/24/2015 4:52:26 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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Them Toad Lickers

How about Them Toad Lickers,
Ain’t they crumbs?
Lickin’ them toadies,
In they bums.

Lickin’ them Colorados,
Lickin’ them Cane Toads,
Lickin’ them Bufos,
Poor little butts.

Look at Them Toad Lickers,
Ain’t they droll?
Some use a tongue swipe,
Some use a loll.

Them dadgum Toad Lickers,
Ain’t they mean?
Run ‘round lickin’,
Ever toad what’s seen.

How to be a Toad Licker?
Don’t need a ticket.
Find an old toad,
Haul off and lick it!


18 posted on 06/24/2015 5:05:46 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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To: snarkpup

“Toadlicking” Hey! Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.


22 posted on 06/25/2015 12:06:22 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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