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VIDEO: Super Politically Incorrect Sketch. "Ding Dong! Jihadi Witnesses!
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| 06/10/2015
| Steven Crowder
Posted on 06/10/2015 4:00:50 PM PDT by StevenCrowder
The newest video sketch. Libs are already pissed in the comments section.
Jehovah’s witnesses come to my house nearly every saturday. At best, they stay too long trying to convince me of their craziness. At worst, they get offended when I tell them that they’re wrong. Still, let’s put it in context. They’re mildly annoying, but they aren’t trying to kill me. Which is more than I can say for Jihadis. Just what would it be like if Jihadi Witnesses took the same tact? Watch below.
TOPICS: Humor; Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; jehovas; jihadi; selfpromotion; stevencrowder; witnesses
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To: StevenCrowder
Just what would it be like if Jihadi Witnesses took the same tact?Tack, actually.
To: StevenCrowder
They’re a lot harder to get rid of.
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posted on
06/10/2015 4:07:29 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: cripplecreek
To: StevenCrowder
They used to bang on my door every Saturday morning. That is until the day I answered the door naked. Haven’t seen them since.
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posted on
06/10/2015 4:14:37 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: StevenCrowder
Excellent Work! Looks like Fundip has been completely corrupted through continued contact though.... ;-)
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posted on
06/10/2015 4:33:49 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current device...)
To: Paladin2
... of course. What other outcome could there POSSIBLY be?
To: Lurker
Were they filled with lust or was it revulsion? LOL
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posted on
06/10/2015 4:57:06 PM PDT
by
dforest
To: dforest
All I know is they haven’t been back since.
Mission accomplished.
L
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posted on
06/10/2015 5:06:10 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: cripplecreek
Jehovah’s Witnesses run (sometimes with anger) when you simply state that Jesus is God.
To: huldah1776
... so I’m guessing you didn’t watch the video.
To: huldah1776
I just tell em I was fixin to fornicate and they’re welcome to continue while I do.
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posted on
06/10/2015 5:14:32 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: cripplecreek
My mom once told them she was just the help. They left and never came back. Your solution is much more creative.
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posted on
06/10/2015 5:40:29 PM PDT
by
NorthstarMom
(God says debt is a curse and children are a blessing, yet we apply for loans and prevent pregnancy.)
To: StevenCrowder
Like it!
There should be a battle over the definition of Jihad, though. Even when Muslims know how you defined it is accurate — but they almost never admit it.
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posted on
06/10/2015 6:00:21 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: StevenCrowder; Jane Long; mylife; SolidRedState; PROCON; TigersEye; EveningStar; katykelly; ...
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posted on
06/10/2015 6:06:00 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
("When you have to shoot, SHOOT! Don't talk." --Tuco)
To: StevenCrowder
The German Shepherds and Rottweiler hold ‘em in their car.After a while they get the idea and drive away.
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posted on
06/10/2015 6:11:13 PM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: BenLurkin
To: Lurker
**** “That is until the day I answered the door naked” ****
I did that once to a busy body neighbor ... I have no idea what her original complaint was but she it seems she had a Hot Tub and her husband was gone for the weekend.
I kept thinking that I should tell her ... “My eyes are up here” but she was blabbering right up to the time I closed the door. It was early morning and I had things to do.
TT
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posted on
06/10/2015 7:22:17 PM PDT
by
TexasTransplant
(Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
To: StevenCrowder
Hilarious Crowder, but at the same time very relevant!
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posted on
06/10/2015 8:34:08 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(CRUZing into 2016 with Ted.)
To: StevenCrowder; Drumbo
Oh my, the too-tight beard & the unibrow. LOL!
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posted on
06/10/2015 11:32:19 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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