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Dear Abby

Posted on 05/20/2015 8:58:20 AM PDT by LibWhacker

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore! You're running for President of the United States.

Act like one.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abby; dear

1 posted on 05/20/2015 8:58:20 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker

An oldie but goodie.


2 posted on 05/20/2015 9:00:55 AM PDT by circlecity
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To: LibWhacker

funny


3 posted on 05/20/2015 9:03:15 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: LibWhacker

Had a feeling...

LOL


4 posted on 05/20/2015 9:04:01 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: LibWhacker

More truth than satire.


5 posted on 05/20/2015 9:10:23 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: LibWhacker
LMAO
6 posted on 05/20/2015 9:13:49 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
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To: Don Corleone

Truth is always stranger than fiction. If you wrote a novel about D.C. power politics with Bill & Hillary Clinton as the main characters, what publisher would touch it? Too fantastical & unbelievable, the editors would scoff.


7 posted on 05/20/2015 9:16:22 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: LibWhacker

Yeah this reprobate has been unemployed for 15 years now. Cept he makes a ton of cash just addressing groups now. What a racket.


8 posted on 05/20/2015 9:23:01 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: LibWhacker

How is it everybody thinks it is the hilderbeast?

“Her husband lost his job 6 years ago” should clue some in.


9 posted on 05/20/2015 9:25:42 AM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: Sir Napsalot
Dear Clueless,

Look yourself in the mirror and see if you see a lesbian staring right back at you.

As for your husband not working for a living, I'd check his financial account carefully, not just listening to him (because he's a liar AND a cheat, you said so yourself). Seems to me he charges outrageous fees for just showing up somewhere (not unlike yourself, you know).

signed,
(Random Online Counseling)

10 posted on 05/20/2015 9:29:06 AM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: LibWhacker

I like this!


11 posted on 05/20/2015 9:36:04 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: Sir Napsalot; circlecity

As circlecity said, it’s an oldie. Must go back to 2006. Didn’t realize that when I posted it.


12 posted on 05/20/2015 9:40:42 AM PDT by LibWhacker ("Every Muslim act of terror is follow by a political act of cover-up." -Daniel Greenfiel)
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To: LibWhacker

Ok, I didn’t notice the date.

Sorry.


13 posted on 05/20/2015 9:43:57 AM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: LibWhacker
What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me.

Should read:

"What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me, so, I cheated on him (and had a daughter from that affair; she's her 'real' father's spitting image, btw).."
14 posted on 05/20/2015 1:00:39 PM PDT by adorno (a)
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