Bees cause pandemonium as Obama reads to kids

WND.com ^ | April 6, 2015 | Joe Kovacs

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

It has happened yet again.

President Barack Obama has been plagued by flying insects, and this time they interrupted the commander in chief as he was reading to children Monday morning at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll.

As the president was reciting lines from the famous book “Where the Wild Things Are,” bees began buzzing around the kids seated on the South Lawn at the White House.

“Oh no, it’s a bee!” declared Obama when some children began to scream because of the insects. “It’s OK, guys.”

Obama tried to assure the children everything would be fine, saying, “Bees are good. They won’t land on ya. They won’t sting you. They’ll be OK.”

As some children continued to shriek, the president yelled to them: “Wait, wait, wait, wait!”

“Hold on! Hold on! You guys are wild things! You’re not supposed to be scared of bees when you’re a wild thing!”

This is not the first time Obama has been personally bugged by God’s creatures.

[Obadiah]

I hear things like this have happened to Pharaohs of old too.

[BenLurkin]

What the Sam Hill does “Where the Wild Things Are” have to do with Easter?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Religious and other websites used the headlines to point out that a biblical reference for Satan, the Semitic deity Beelzebub, literally translates from Hebrew into “Lord of the Flies.”

DANG!

[Fresh Wind]

This is not the first time Obama has been personally bugged by God’s creatures.

#BlackFliesMatter

[GeronL]

Barack Obama summons bees to attack children!

[Snickering Hound]

"Where the Wild Things Are".

On Easter.

Why am I not surprised?

[MeshugeMikey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hce74cEAAaE

[Disambiguator]

At first glance I thought the headline said “beers,” not “bees.” It works either way.

[elcid1970]

Glenn Beck made this a comedy skit years ago:

“The bees know......what do they know? We don’t know, because we’re not bees. Nonetheless...the bees know.”

Accompanied by pix of Obama with an insect crawling across his face, and he doesn’t slap it away.

Something in the Old Testament about evil despots & insects, IIRC.

[stboz]

Sure it wasn’t houseflies?

[ShasheMac]

You must be from Maine. ;)

[left that other site]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H3e6phM28I

Remember this?

[longfellow]

Thank God the SS didn’t come up to him like Bush on 9/11. He would have peed his pants and run from the classroom.

[US_MilitaryRules]

I hope he was reading a #1 best seller? Rush Revere!

[Patriot Babe]

WINGS UP DON’T SWAT!! WINGS UP DON’T SWAP!!

[Ingtar]

I dunno. Ask the bat that replaced the Easter bunny.

[Only1choice____Freedom]

[ScottinVA]

"But.. but.. they SCARED me! I'm TERRIFIED of bees!"

[AppyPappy]

You can just see all the parents saying “No children, it’s OK to suffer pain for the Dear Leader. Don’t create a bad optic. Calm down. OK, that does it. You are a member of the Tea Party. There I said it.”