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News Alert: Edzilla now trampling a city near you
http://religion.rantrave.com ^ | Jan. 5, 2015 | Bruce Deitrick Price

Posted on 02/07/2015 5:18:56 PM PST by BruceDeitrickPrice

Terrified witnesses babble confused stories. Many claim that Edzilla has stupid, bloodshot eyes. He seems shortsighted, barely able to focus on anything beyond his own ravenous appetite for demolition. Sometimes he sways in one spot like a heroin addict waiting for a fix. Sometimes he lurches like a drunk, and marches through a structure as if he never noticed it.

A dark ray shoots from Edzilla's forehead, rendering logic impossible. His breath is an electromagnetic pulse that makes the stupidest sophistry seems to be one of life's obvious truths. He hates coherent thinking and will screech until he overwhelms it with his genius for violent noise. Edzilla exhibits the insolent swagger of the natural bully, the fierce anger of the barbarian destroyer. He is perpetually enraged at the sight of anything coherent or beautiful. The barbarian doesn't need to understand something to love destroying it.

People glance back in panic as they flee the city. Edzilla seems to change shapes and colors, but most insist he is huge like a building, red-black, and glistening. He snorts noxious fumes that cause mental incoherence. Edzilla lumbers across the landscape looking for something logical or intellectual that can be smashed into debris. After he passes by, the landscape becomes a Valley of Ashes, like the burned cinders described in "The Great Gatsby."

Edzilla's insane bellow makes people shiver and sweat. Everyone is gripped by pathetic horror. If only it were a movie. No, the catastrophe unfolds relentlessly day after day. This mutant monster lurches and stumbles from one idiotic feat of destruction to the next, snatching up unlucky children and ripping off their heads.

Milton said that Satan was darkness made visible, not the presence of bad things so much as the absence of all good things. Edzilla is emptiness made visible. He is a vacuum that people can see. Not a creature but a black hole where logic, meaning, and civilization itself are devoured. People hoped he might be a fictional monster, created by rumor and fear. No. Edzilla is real. He exists everywhere a child is not taught to read. Everywhere third-graders are kept from mastering simple arithmetic. Everywhere that students learn no history and no science. Edzilla rules all classrooms where children are not shown maps or taught the names of oceans and rivers.

Edzilla stomps hospitals, businesses, theaters, cars and ambulance, but especially school buses as he hates children, especially if they have books with them. He destroys everything except school buildings. That is where he lives and breeds.

Edzilla is best thought of as the God of Ignorance. He hates knowledge, information, content, facts, learning, and scholarship. A cult created him. He is a monster brought into existence by the concentrated will of the Education Establishment, and their longing for a world without knowledge or facts.

If Edzilla has any sustaining desire, it's that everything else be as empty and meaningless as his inner vista. He wants to destroy whatever is unlike him, that is, anything true.

Many people think the vast educational bureaucracy is real, that all those professors of education are real. Now, it's more accurate to say they are psychic manifestation of the great emptiness named Edzilla.

The best scientists and defense experts are helpless. They don't know how to fight this invincible monster. The only hope for destroying this thing is to embrace logic and clarity—these are like the cross for Dracula. But people are too frightened. They turn to jelly and slink away.

Latest reports say Edzilla crashed his way into Columbia's Teachers College and trashed it. The monster was enraged that professors thought they could still control him. No, they created him but now he's broken free from their commands. Finally everything must be wrecked. Nihilism does not know when to stop. Edzilla is an equal-opportunity destroyer of whatever is left.

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"The Crusade Against Knowledge / THE CAMPAIGN AGAINST MEMORY" http://www.improve-education.org/id70.html

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TOPICS: Education; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: commoncore; k12reform

1 posted on 02/07/2015 5:18:56 PM PST by BruceDeitrickPrice
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To: BruceDeitrickPrice

Edzilla: Ed Schultz?


2 posted on 02/07/2015 5:39:45 PM PST by getarope (Jesus is coming soon, and boy is he PISSED!)
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To: BruceDeitrickPrice

What the hell is this all about?


3 posted on 02/07/2015 5:40:27 PM PST by laweeks
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To: BruceDeitrickPrice
So much truth in this piece. Too bad the current “academics” wouldn't even understand it. Edzilla is turning out way too many rude, worthless jerks.
4 posted on 02/07/2015 5:44:54 PM PST by Bullish (He's just NOT presidential material.)
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To: laweeks

The Edjumacation Establishment.


5 posted on 02/07/2015 5:56:39 PM PST by kiryandil (making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
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To: kiryandil

Thas RACESS....


6 posted on 02/07/2015 6:00:03 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: laweeks; BruceDeitrickPrice
Edzilla is best thought of as the God of Ignorance. He hates knowledge, information, content, facts, learning, and scholarship. A cult created him. He is a monster brought into existence by the concentrated will of the Education Establishment, and their longing for a world without knowledge or facts.

Yesterday, I was just pondering the fact that The Video Children, who do everything digitally, are sitting still for the raping at the Kollidge Buuckstores, where they are forced to buy Hard Copy at insane prices.

They KNOW they are being raped. Why don't they do anything about it?

7 posted on 02/07/2015 6:00:16 PM PST by kiryandil (making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
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To: MeshugeMikey
Thas RACESS....

Hey, I'm agin Loretta Lynn for Attorney General, too - even though she's white...

8 posted on 02/07/2015 6:01:59 PM PST by kiryandil (making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
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To: kiryandil

Obies nominating from both sides of the aisle??


9 posted on 02/07/2015 6:08:00 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: BruceDeitrickPrice

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10 posted on 02/07/2015 6:15:22 PM PST by skinkinthegrass ("Bathhouse" E'Bola/0'Boehmer/0'McConnell; all STINK and their best friends are flies. d8^)
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Why don't they do anything about it?

Because they aren't paying.

11 posted on 02/07/2015 6:31:20 PM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: BruceDeitrickPrice

Kind of a cute analogy...Edzilla is undoubtedly our wonderful educational system and yes, it is pretty bad and common core is no fix!!!


12 posted on 02/07/2015 7:04:36 PM PST by terycarl (common sense prevails over all)
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To: kiryandil
"Hey, I'm agin Loretta Lynn for Attorney General..."

It's not Loretta Lynn, it's Loretta LYNCH.

13 posted on 02/07/2015 7:05:45 PM PST by jackibutterfly (In this world when the body can be taken at any moment, it would be wise to reconnect with your soul)
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To: jackibutterfly; MeshugeMikey
It's not Loretta Lynn, it's Loretta LYNCH.

See my tag line:

making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to..

I'm also mocking the Sunni-In-Chief and his money-laundering little witch, Loretta Lynch...

14 posted on 02/07/2015 7:50:04 PM PST by kiryandil (making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
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somehow The Loretta Lynch Express must be derailed


15 posted on 02/08/2015 5:17:23 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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