Posted on 02/03/2015 12:00:46 AM PST by Citizen Zed
SAN FRANCISCO - A movie is heating things up in hotel rooms. The film 50 Shades of Grey releases on February 13th and companies are capitalizing on the buzz around it.
Kensington Park Hotel, and others owned by Personality Hotels, is now offering a “50 Shades of Women” package.
For $150 extra during your stay you get a little black box full of items to jump start the night like a paddle, soft hand restraints, and other unmentionables.
“Have a fantasy and memory to live by. Better than the book,” said Personality Hotels President and CEO Yvonne Detert.
(Excerpt) Read more at nbcbayarea.com ...
LOL. Looks like someone found a way to sell 30 bucks worth of cheap sex toys for $150.
just like the hotels (including the famous Mormon one) porno movies you can (reportedly) watch free on the internet, for $20 to their room renters..............
and just like the hotels sell a 29 cent miniature bag of peanuts for $5 in their ‘convenient in-room snack bars’
ha!
never, EVER open the “convenient in-room snack bars!”
if you want to stay solvant
in the Bay Area mass media,
anything even hinting at Sex .. is given headline treatment...
especially if its perverted/aggressive/sadistic-bondage sex
this helps the mass media avoid having to report what the government is doing to the citizens (which, in actuality, is very much along the same “hard screwing” lines as above, only without the purient interest that sells newspapers)
San Fran hasn’t gone out of business yet?
discounts for families?
sex (especially of the weirder varieties) never goes out of business
“Sodom and Gonorrhea by the Sea” (as San Fransicko is known) is very well still in business....
except for a certain bookstore
a number of SF bookstores have gone out of biz in recent years.
it is apparently a low margin trade
and
people are not reading books (they’re too busy ‘having sex with restraints and electric sex toys’ in San Fransicko’s more profitable businesses - the hotels)
who wants to read about it at a bookstore when you can “Just Do It” at the hotel up the block?
this is patriotic. it increases the GDP statistics for Obama’s next “I And the Economy Are Wonderful” speech
Two words: bed bugs
Two words: bed bugs
50 shades of bug bites
Oh yer bad!
We’re not allowed to use the M-word?
Just wait, Planned Parenthood is going to get in on this racket and offer such a black box for prom night packages...
* PP has already been caught on tape advising young (under 18) girls to give BDSM (including choking) a try if their sex lives have gotten dull and boring.
SF just lost a bookstore because of the newly imposed $15/hour minimum wage.
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