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1 posted on 01/13/2015 7:35:53 PM PST by Nachum
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To: Nachum

If I cared what was trending on twitter I’d be on twitter


2 posted on 01/13/2015 7:38:05 PM PST by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: Nachum

“I voted for Al Gore”


3 posted on 01/13/2015 7:38:54 PM PST by EternalVigilance
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To: Nachum

Do you have a sister?


4 posted on 01/13/2015 7:38:59 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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You ever read Democratic Underground?


5 posted on 01/13/2015 7:39:03 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Nachum

“I voted for Barack Obama”


6 posted on 01/13/2015 7:39:43 PM PST by Slyfox (To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
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To: Nachum

A friend of mine went on a first date and the guy leaned over, took a hold of one of her slight love handles and said “We have to do something about this.” Not particularly funny but it sure ended that relationship.


7 posted on 01/13/2015 7:40:06 PM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: Loyalty Binds Me)
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To: Nachum

My rash is cleared up.


8 posted on 01/13/2015 7:40:10 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: Nachum

I am pro gun control.


9 posted on 01/13/2015 7:41:09 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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Cheers to the transgender community!


10 posted on 01/13/2015 7:41:22 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew (Even the compassion of the wicked is cruel.)
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To: Nachum

We should pay more taxes.


11 posted on 01/13/2015 7:41:33 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: Nachum

I was born a {insert opposite sex}.


12 posted on 01/13/2015 7:42:34 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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“It was too good not to share.”

Hey - that’s seven words!?


13 posted on 01/13/2015 7:44:28 PM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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You must submit to islam.


14 posted on 01/13/2015 7:44:41 PM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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“That’s my Mom over there.”


17 posted on 01/13/2015 7:48:36 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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You sisters breasts are perfect


18 posted on 01/13/2015 7:48:45 PM PST by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows

not a PING!


19 posted on 01/13/2015 7:48:56 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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Andrea: I am Alan Greenspan #FiveWordsToRuinADate : ROFL


20 posted on 01/13/2015 7:49:12 PM PST by HeartlandOfAmerica (An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions, led by a deer.)
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“I learned COBAL in prison”

Actually true!

The local community college had several “off campus” course offerings.

The only Cobal class schedule that fit was offered at the FCI in Lompoc.

We had to get photo and prints to make sure we could get OUT after class.

I never used that line on dates, but it sure gets attention during an interview.


25 posted on 01/13/2015 7:53:48 PM PST by G Larry (Daesh - Obama's future dream for his friends in the Muslim Brotherhood)
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To: Nachum

“Want to see my mole?”


26 posted on 01/13/2015 7:53:51 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Nachum
You got purty possum eyes.

My Double-wide is paid off.

Are you gonna eat that?

You're a lot like mom.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

28 posted on 01/13/2015 7:54:34 PM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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