Once again, we are forced to rely on the British press for the important stories.
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2 posted on
12/04/2014 10:48:23 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Slings and Arrows
I am surprised he said “nah” instead of “arrrgghh.”
3 posted on
12/04/2014 10:49:02 PM PST by
HerrBlucher
(Praise to the Lord the Almighty the King of Creation)
To: Slings and Arrows
A man accused of stabbing a supermarket worker with a pair of scissors told police he was a pirate from 1776.Would I be going out on a limb, if I said I did not believe he was a pirate from 1776?
5 posted on
12/04/2014 10:51:38 PM PST by
Mark17
To: Slings and Arrows
Something doesn't sound right here. The Santa Maria ran aground in 1492 and was turned into a fort. If he really came here on it in 1776 that's 284 years at sea. In a fort. Wouldn't the scissors be rusty by now?
To: Slings and Arrows
This man is not living in the same world that we live in. He must have thrown his pills away again. A little time in confinement will wipe the smirk off of his face.
To: al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...
ARRRRRGH! Hand over those Cheetos, or else!
DANG!
To: Slings and Arrows
...a pirate who had come to America on the Santa Maria in 1776Historically challenged, too.
23 posted on
12/04/2014 11:11:09 PM PST by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The least we can do is to extend to him every courtesy that was extended to captured pirates in 1776.
27 posted on
12/04/2014 11:13:35 PM PST by
TChad
(The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
To: Slings and Arrows
No mention of him being really old, so he must possess the secret of time travel!
31 posted on
12/04/2014 11:17:08 PM PST by
Impy
(They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
To: Slings and Arrows
The pirates in Africa hijack ships for millions of dollars.
To: Slings and Arrows
Next thing you know, he’ll be headed off to france to collect his free pirate money.
42 posted on
12/04/2014 11:38:48 PM PST by
Trillian
To: Slings and Arrows
There once was a pirate named Gates
who thought he could sword-fight on skates.
But he fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nut-less
and practically useless on dates.
52 posted on
12/05/2014 12:28:35 AM PST by
ComputerGuy
(BS, MS, PhD and a BMF besides)
To: Slings and Arrows
If he is a pirate then perhaps he would explain to us all why they couldn’t pull off a simple prevent D last night and lost the game to UCF in the last second.
56 posted on
12/05/2014 12:47:21 AM PST by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Well, that’s a surefire nick, nack, paddy-wagon ride to the funny farm.
65 posted on
12/05/2014 2:11:01 AM PST by
Gaffer
To: Slings and Arrows
Was he on a crusade for Moorish dignity?
67 posted on
12/05/2014 2:21:42 AM PST by
rawcatslyentist
(Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall ; / ?)
To: Slings and Arrows
Well I’m a Starfleet Admiral. And I’m not ammused.
68 posted on
12/05/2014 2:31:26 AM PST by
BigCinBigD
(...Was that okay?)
To: Slings and Arrows
They need Gordon and the necklace to finally put this guy to bed
71 posted on
12/05/2014 3:20:28 AM PST by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: Slings and Arrows
72 posted on
12/05/2014 3:49:42 AM PST by
Ouchthatonehurt
("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
To: Slings and Arrows
Columbus would have never put up with this Riff-Raff.
Blackbeard maybe, but not Columbus. He is obviously telling a fib.
96 posted on
12/05/2014 7:01:06 PM PST by
eyedigress
(e(!zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
To: Slings and Arrows
Pirate? So what, I’m the queen of England.
5.56mm
99 posted on
12/06/2014 8:59:04 AM PST by
M Kehoe
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