Beer thief ends up losing the shirt off his back (and his pants, too!)

BIZPAC ^ | NOV 16, 2014 | Joe Saunders

[SWAMPSNIPER]

If anyone says this Oregon man would give you the shirt off his back, they mean it.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

This one is hilarious!

[PROCON]

Hilarious. IMHO, beer thievery should be punishable by death...:-)

[dayglored]

Wow. Not clear the man “gave” the shirt off his back. Looked more like the store owners kept it and his pants as collateral.

[dayglored]

Man has neither shirt, pants, nor ping.

[Blood of Tyrants]

When you are a thief, nothing is too petty to steal.

[mountn man]

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
The fact that I like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears

[Chorus:]
I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey’s too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(He likes beer)

My wife often frowns when we’re out on the town
And I’m wearing a suit and a tie
She’s sipping vermouth and she thinks I’m uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by

[Chorus]

Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine (Awww)

[Chorus]