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If Shakespearean Insults Were Used Today
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| Anglophenia
Posted on 10/03/2014 8:28:25 PM PDT by smokingfrog
Siobhan Thompson reacts to everyday office frustrations with some barbs from the Bard.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: justforfun
To: smokingfrog
Methinks the lady doth insult too much.
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posted on
10/03/2014 8:32:02 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
("Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.")
To: smokingfrog
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posted on
10/03/2014 8:40:04 PM PDT
by
MarMema
(Run Ted Run)
To: smokingfrog
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posted on
10/03/2014 8:42:14 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
Barack Obama
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Thy paunchy full-gorged vassal hath a boil-brained malt-worm.
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Thou art a warped toad-spotted bugbear.
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Thy dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb hath a hedge-born baggage.
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Thou art a bootless ill-breeding codpiece.
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Thou art a saucy rough-hewn haggard.
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posted on
10/03/2014 8:49:49 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: onedoug
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posted on
10/03/2014 8:52:45 PM PDT
by
windcliff
To: smokingfrog
Barack Obama
Thy pig-hearted death-token hath a hell-raising spawn fire.
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posted on
10/03/2014 9:10:52 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
To: smokingfrog
Hey obama and all his worshippers: Get thee to a headshrinkery!
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posted on
10/03/2014 9:20:09 PM PDT
by
Vision Thing
(obama wants his suicidal worshipers to become suicidal bombers.)
To: Vision Thing
Leading from behind runs in your family
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posted on
10/03/2014 9:33:31 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people,)
To: spokeshave
Please tell me that’s ‘Shopped.
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posted on
10/03/2014 9:34:57 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: smokingfrog
And when exactly did “fishmonger” become an insult?
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posted on
10/03/2014 9:43:51 PM PDT
by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: spokeshave
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posted on
10/03/2014 9:44:48 PM PDT
by
latina4dubya
(when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: Telepathic Intruder
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posted on
10/03/2014 9:57:13 PM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
(In Soviet Russia, Police say "please" when demanding papers.)
To: smokingfrog
To: Telepathic Intruder
I’d say that insult would be a reference to the distinctive odor a fishmonger would have had in Shakespeare’s day.
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posted on
10/04/2014 3:32:54 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
To: smokingfrog
It feels good to refer to Obama as a “puling caitiff.”
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posted on
10/04/2014 4:56:10 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Feeling fine about the end of the world!)
To: smokingfrog
While perhaps not an 'insult' per se, there's a certain timelessness to this one: First, we kill all the lawyers ...
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posted on
10/04/2014 5:41:09 AM PDT
by
tomkat
To: Fresh Wind
Well I actually like the smell of rotten fish. But enough about me.
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posted on
10/04/2014 9:42:46 AM PDT
by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: smokingfrog
An underappreciated exchange:
ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON
I do bite my thumb, sir.
ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON
[Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say ay?
GREGORY
No.
SAMPSON
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.
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posted on
10/04/2014 9:49:33 AM PDT
by
ctdonath2
(You know what, just do it.)
To: smokingfrog
I'd let her bite my thumb 'n such. At least nibble a little.
“Mistress, you know yourself, down on your knees, And thank heaven, fasting, for a good man's love ”--As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 5
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