NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 3]

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[Bender2]

Week 3

Thursday, Sept. 18

Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Atlanta Falcons, 8:25 p.m.

Sunday, Sept. 21

San Diego Chargers vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m.

Dallas Cowboys vs. St. Louis Rams, 1 p.m.

Washington Redskins vs. Philadelphia Eagles, 1 p.m.

Houston Texans vs. New York Giants, 1 p.m.

Minnesota Vikings vs. New Orleans Saints, 1 p.m.

Tennessee Titans vs. Cincinnati Bengals, 1 p.m.

Baltimore Ravens vs. Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m.

Green Bay Packers vs. Detroit Lions, 1 p.m.

Indianapolis Colts vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m.

Oakland Raiders vs. New England Patriots, 1 p.m.

San Francisco 49ers vs. Arizona Cardinals, 4:05 p.m.

Denver Broncos vs. Seattle Seahawks, 4:25 p.m.

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Miami Dolphins, 4:25 p.m.

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Carolina Panthers, 8:30 p.m.

Monday, Sept. 22

Chicago Bears vs. New York Jets, 8:30 p.m.

[Bender2]

Week 3 of the strange 2014 NFL Season is upon us... and here are my dead solid, take 'em to the bank picks:

Thursday night the Georgia Black Byrds get back on the horse and beat West Florida's Pie Rates--

Sunday I see the Bolts getting back to normal voltage and getting shocked by the surprisingly strong North New York Bison-Bovinae--

I hate to go out on limb but I'm a bettin' the Deadskins with Cousin James Tee Kirk in the big QB Chair will defeather the Iggli in their natural habitat of Brothgerly Hate--

Allegra's unbeaten Texicans will give Manning Lite a good old fashioned Texas arse whippin'--

Nawleans is under the dome and they will abuse the Viqueens like redheaded stepchildren--

Allegra's Old Earlers go to TCU North and a trail of blood will show how they got back to Nashville--

Old Brownstains against New 'n Improved Brownstains calls for a coin flip. It is heads and that means the Dog Pound will be happy--

Okay, big, your Packer Wackers de-fang the Loins

The Jags get Lucky and he's pissed. He more than makes up for last Monday night's boo-boo--

Sorry, Seven, no joy in Waiderland, big's Patty Cakes roll--

Gadzooks, I hate to pick them shower soapers from Frisco but they go to Arid Zona and take butt and kick name all over the place--

Manning Heavy makes a point and hand the Seahags their second loss--

My poor old wounded and crippled Old Dallas Texans don't have a chinaman's chance against the Phins. Hey, they got the good Texas A&M Quarterback playing for them--

Cam kicks the stool out of the Stoolers, period--

Monday night Da Bears show them Jersey Jets than even a lousy quarterback is a better than what they have--

Gadzooks, almost forgot how my Boys... are going to have a Ram Roast in Saint Loouie--

On the intercollegiate slate, Kenny Thrill'a and his Fightin' Texas Aggies play just down the street from W' Presidential Library and what they do to those SMU Mustangs, W' did to Saddam Hussein but the Aggs will only take a couple of hours--

[Bender2]

Now y'all... get your pick in!

[Perdogg]

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[rdb3]

It's a tangle, but I do think my Browns will knock out the Ravens this week.

It's shocking to see that Cleveland actually has an offense! That's good because the AFC North is a tough division and every point will count.

[fieldmarshaldj]

How’d I get on a sports ping list ? I know as much about sports as Zero knows about being a leader.

[big'ol_freeper]

Drink up lads, it's week 3!!

The Dirty Birds slash the sails of the Pirates
The Brownstains will take birdshot to the Purple Pigeons
Bender's boys will lasso the Lambs
The Packers are going to skin the Kitties
The Midgets get off the snide over the Texians
The Folds finally win one over the Jagwurts
N'alins will spank the Vicekings
The Patriots will stomp the Traitors
The Billfolds keep'a rolling over the Charredburgers
The Bengales will slash the Titians
The Sparrows will fly by the Spuds
The Cardinales will whip the 69ers like a hurricane
The Mules will pluck the Seabuzzards
The Tunas will put a lid on Bender's ol' Dallas Texans
The Punters will nail the Stools
Und
The Cessnas will rebound to be the Bearlies

There you have it...week 3

[big'ol_freeper]

*The Cessnas will rebound to beat the Bearlies

[mmichaels1970]

It's shocking to see that Cleveland actually has an offense!

It's shocking to see a positive comment or two about the Browns on FR! We must be gaining some legitimacy.

[Gay State Conservative]

The Patriots are Superbowl Championship bound.Even *without* Aaron Hernandez.

[GOPsterinMA]

ATL
SD
DAL
PHI
HOU
NO
CIN
BAL
GB
IND
NEW
ARZ
SEA
KC
CAR
CHI

[moovova]

When’s the Pink Powder Puff Bowl scheduled? How about the Tampon Bowl?

[GOPsterinMA]

Time to man up.

[al_c]

Microsoft's picks

10-6 in both the first and second weeks. We'll see how it does this week.

[mmichaels1970]

Cortana likes the Browns over the Ravens in Week 3.

I knew I always liked that Cortana character.

[SevenofNine]

I think so too I think Tom Brady going make Raider his b***h this weekend

AHHH Manning Lite going get killed

I have think about it other picks

[SevenofNine]

NO I waiting for Covergirl bowl

Did you see commercial on FB one of the model had blackeye on her left eye ask Roger Godell do you have game face on

OUCH

[rdb3]

It's shocking to see a positive comment or two about the Browns on FR! We must be gaining some legitimacy.

Yeah, it's a lonely world...

Jesus Christ: You can’t impeach Him and He ain’t going to resign.

[SevenofNine]

And both my Cousin in San Diego and Frisco Oaktown they going get their heart broken on 49ers or Chargers going to Super Bowl not going happen

[lwd]

This week I have:

6pt teasers...
CIN-1 and IND-1
GB+8 and PHI-.5

I like CAR and HOU ATS and will take those if ATL comes through for me tomorrow.

My record is 1-4. I’m off to a bad start but I will bounce back.

[lwd]

Correction: An earlier version of this post said Cortana and Vegas picked the Eagles in Week 2. They both had the Colts as the favorite. As a result, Cortana went 9-7 in Week 2, not 10-6. Vegas favorites went 8-8, not 9-7. The post has been updated.