So.. very.. true.
Americans tend to whine about the tiniest of issues. Contrast that with those who face REAL discrimination, i.e., death by beheading for not being in the majority.
Liberals just are NOT happy unless they have something to bitch about.
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I could get behind a project like The MicroAgressions Project.
Would I be microaggressive If I told a college student that she is a slut because she has drunken hook-ups and wants free birth control?
Oh well. I guess I’ll just have to live with myself.
Well worth the read.
That’s some harsh satire.
Harsh, but accurate.
Terrific !!!
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I had to read that twice.
Wait, whose birthday is it? Your's or your nephew's? Just out of curiosity does your nephew even like My Little Pony? Or is his opinion completely irrelevant?
Microaggressions take place when, for instance, a woman sees a black male and clutches her purse more tightly making it too damn hard for him to snatch the thing away from her... or when two men hear a woman speaking and look at one another like this [makes a face] the universal sign language for “irrational woman.” So don’t let them see you do that because you know women. [makes the face]
Once all microagressors are hunted down and set to reeducation camps we will be able to focus on nanoagression and even picoacression.
His earlier thought returned to him: probably she was not actually a member of the Thought Police, but then it was precisely the amateur spy who was the greatest danger of all. He did not know how long she had been looking at him, but perhaps for as much as five minutes, and it was possible that his features had not been perfectly under control. It was terribly dangerous to let your thoughts wander when you were in any public place or within range of a telescreen. The smallest thing could give you away. A nervous tic, an unconscious look of anxiety, a habit of muttering to yourself -- anything that carried with it the suggestion of abnormality, of having something to hide. In any case, to wear an improper expression on your face (to look incredulous when a victory was announced, for example) was itself a punishable offence. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime, it was called.
I must be getting old, I never heard that one before. We used terms like "what a downer man..", or "don't bogart that joint"........
These people are truly insane.
excellent
Admittedly, that they could create such fascist thoughtcrime offers more justification for a eugenic solution to the Democrat's Party.
These are the very definitions of “first-world problems.”
Making fun of liberals in search of victimhood.
Well done, Mr. Klavan! Silly feminists with their First World Problems! Those whiny women wouldn’t be able to function in the face of REAL aggression!
Oh man. That’s really funny stuff. Micro-aggressions...lol
Reminds me of the psycho teacher who proclaimed peanut butter and jelly sandwiches as racist.