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1 posted on 09/07/2014 12:25:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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2 posted on 09/07/2014 12:26:31 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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Also, when getting hit by a 9mm, people don’t usually go flying back about 8-10 feet. It’s a physics thing.


4 posted on 09/07/2014 12:35:06 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy ("Harvey Dent, can we trust him?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBsdV--kLoQ)
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6 posted on 09/07/2014 12:36:39 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Don't just stand there! Help fight political correctness!)
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7 posted on 09/07/2014 12:37:25 PM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box then 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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I get a kick out of Hollywood’s sparking bullets. They shower sparks when they “hit” about anything, including sheetrock, glass, wood, etc.


17 posted on 09/07/2014 12:47:34 PM PDT by Temujinshordes
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You don’t see it too often, but a movie or TV program showing a silencer on a revolver used to drive my Dad through the roof.


20 posted on 09/07/2014 12:49:15 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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My only experience in gunfights is limited to years of paintball. The sum of my experience is keep moving and seek cover when reloading. My strategy for home defense is to be sure your target isn’t your family and unload into them.


25 posted on 09/07/2014 12:57:08 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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I have read that the street shoot out in Closed Range is one of the most realistic shoot out scenes ever in a western.

Not much accuracy and everyone not too far away from each other.

But my favorite scene is when Costner just walks up to a bad guy and asks him if he killed his friend. The guy says yes. Costner just draws and shoots the guy and walks on.


26 posted on 09/07/2014 12:58:45 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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And don't leave home without your owl gun.

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32 posted on 09/07/2014 1:07:12 PM PDT by SkyDancer (I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
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Great article, and very informative.
Thanks!


35 posted on 09/07/2014 1:11:58 PM PDT by FBD
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I like the way that whenever someone in a movie or on TV points a gun at someone else, the gun goes “click”.

None of my firearms does that. Maybe all of mine are defective or something.


37 posted on 09/07/2014 1:13:29 PM PDT by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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Pretentious little article but some points are correct - combat’s deafening, machine guns can overheat and do bad things quickly, people aren’t predictable when they’re hit, etc.

The junk about bullets “sounding like bees” is horsehockey: bullets make a loud bang when they go by or if they hit somebody. Sounds like a breaking pine board. If the incoming sounds like bees, they’re shooting at somebody else a long way off, I would guess.

The stupid part about eating MREs during a firefight is idiotic. During a real firefight you have no idea if you’re going to be alive in the next second or so. Tends to concentrate the mind.

It is true that you haven’t any idea how the guy you hit’s going to react. That’s why you always shoot a couple more times to make sure he stays down.

The authors of this piece makes fun of hand signs - as you experienced guys know, you use hand signs on patrol because making noise on patrol is incredibly stupid. We used hand signs all the time, so we stayed alive.

No mention of grenades, but grenades are used all the time and often. Work great but nobody on earth can throw them far enough to prevent getting hit by your own frags. All of us have little bits of our own steel in us from grenades. And no, we didn’t get Purple Hearts from getting hit by our own frags - we weren’t John Kerry.


46 posted on 09/07/2014 1:28:25 PM PDT by Chainmail (A simple rule of life: if you can be blamed, you're responsible.)
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48 posted on 09/07/2014 1:33:38 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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Matt Wagner is a former Army Ranger who saw combat all over the world, including Africa, South America, and Afghanistan, then was a technical consultant for a number of Hollywood productions, including Stargate SG-1 and The Colt.

I'd sure be interested in knowing how many years this Matt Wagner spent in the military, what rank he held and what unit/s he was assigned to that saw all that action...

Especially Africa and South America........

I just don't trust the alleged credentials of these hollywood dudes..........As a side note, the only info I could find on this guy was associated with Stargate and "The Colt", which was aired in 2005 and likely filmed in 2004........which now brings to question his involvement in Afghanistan.

If anyone wants to join the hunt on this guy, ping me on what you find.......

49 posted on 09/07/2014 1:35:29 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Is there such a thing as a vegan zombie?)
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My pet peeve in Hollywood gunfights is cocking a gun. First, whoever has the gun waits until they are actually confronting someone else before they cock the gun. Second, they always seem to cock the gun multiple times, for dramatic effect. Just do it once, it is ready to fire from that point on.


54 posted on 09/07/2014 1:44:45 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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“A six-gun fired and ten men fell without a single flaw, but the darndest thing I ever saw was when they all rode up the draw.” :)


64 posted on 09/07/2014 2:14:35 PM PDT by Library Lady (When little men cast long shadows, the day is almost ended... Paul Harvey)
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You'd also see guys hide behind sheetrock walls, corrugated metal sheets, and car doors. But none of those things stop bullets."

On the other hand, boxes of office paper work pretty well.

66 posted on 09/07/2014 2:18:41 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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I blame the James Bond movies for a couple of myths that really did affect everyday life for gun owners. First, that a cigar-sized suppressor makes a "phtt phtt" sound (Dr. No). The closest I ever heard to that was a largish unit on an MP-5 and with subsonic ammo it actually was pretty good, but every pistol suppressor I've heard so far is quite a bit louder than that (and does not need to be illegal as an assassin's weapon). Second, that a handgun round through an airliner window causes explosive decompression and sucks passengers out (Goldfinger). Uh - it's a third-of-an-inch hole. Not happening. And what, exactly, would likely have happened on 9/11 if any of the passengers had been allowed to carry concealed?

There are others. Mythbusters did a pretty good job debunking the shoot-the-hat-off thing, but I saw another example. My late brother wanted to have a cool bullet hole in his hat one time, so he put it on a fencepost and had at it with a 7x57. The problem with that was that it caught a bit of fencepost on the way out and it blew the back of the hat away. Oh, and it didn't fly anywhere.

What else? George Plimpton was an extra in, I believe, El Dorado, and wrote about what they had to do to get him blown into a wall by a shotgun. Body harness and a cable jerk from a hidden winch. I shall insist on all of my opponents being so equipped.

Then, for pure realism, there's this one from The Matrix Trilogy. I'm still working on the shoot-the-automatic-weapon-while-doing-a-cartwheel thing. I can shoot, I just have a hard time with the cartwheel.

67 posted on 09/07/2014 2:19:17 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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One of the most realistic gunfight scenes was in Clint Eastwood’s unforgiven.

To start with, a man is shot in the belly by the assassins, in the open. Both groups are keeping their heads down. The shot man is incapacitated, and suddenly very thirsty because of being shot in the belly, a realistic thing that happens. So he is shouting for water, but his friends are too scared to go out and get him.

Finally, the assassins yell out to the other side to give him some water, and that they won’t shoot. But this is horrible advice, as giving someone with a belly shot water almost guarantees they will die.

Eventually the assassins just leave.

From the point of view of pure realism, that rocked. Along with another assassination of a protected man, who made the fatal mistake of going by himself to the outhouse. They shot him while he was sitting on the seat.


86 posted on 09/07/2014 3:34:36 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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Even as a mere ‘no nothing’ lad I used to get a chuckle out of the ‘good guy’ (we Knew he was the good guy, he was wearing the White Hat) would be riding through a gully with dudes lining both sides of the cliff shooting at him with rifles...Missing him and his horse..

He not only managed to ride unscathed through the hail of bullets, but would also be firing his six shooters - in full gallop - and picking the bad guys of the ridge....

Each six shooter had about 50 shots.... But the accuracy was remarkable. <: <:


94 posted on 09/07/2014 5:13:20 PM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) If you can't convince them, confuse them.)
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