I guess if you’re going to wear a shirt that’s this ignorant, it only makes sense that it would have a grammatical error.
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To: Lucky9teen
Woohoo!! Friday!!!!!! Long weekend!!!!!
2 posted on
08/29/2014 5:46:17 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
3 posted on
08/29/2014 5:46:34 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
I really need some silliness today.
7 posted on
08/29/2014 5:49:34 AM PDT by
Excellence
(Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
To: Lucky9teen
That could be a scene from a zombie movie.
11 posted on
08/29/2014 5:52:28 AM PDT by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
To: Lucky9teen
12 posted on
08/29/2014 5:52:57 AM PDT by
Dallas59
To: Lucky9teen
13 posted on
08/29/2014 5:54:07 AM PDT by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
To: Lucky9teen
14 posted on
08/29/2014 5:57:20 AM PDT by
Dallas59
To: Lucky9teen
15 posted on
08/29/2014 6:05:45 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign, number sign, or octothorpe. ###)
To: Lucky9teen
16 posted on
08/29/2014 6:07:01 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
17 posted on
08/29/2014 6:09:48 AM PDT by
Moltke
("The Press, Watson, is a most valuable institution if you only know how to use it.")
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
From Gilbert Shelton's Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers #1, late 1960's:
20 posted on
08/29/2014 6:21:13 AM PDT by
W.
(Government: Moving at the speed of paperpushers pushing actual paper, until it benefits them)
To: Lucky9teen
21 posted on
08/29/2014 6:21:25 AM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Lucky9teen
The henpecked attorney
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him... about, ‘What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I’m not reheating it’. And on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband’s client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news..
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. ‘They’re not hanging Wright tonight,’ she said.
He whirled around and screamed, ‘FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?!’
24 posted on
08/29/2014 6:28:39 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)
To: Lucky9teen
Yesterday:
To: Lucky9teen
26 posted on
08/29/2014 6:39:30 AM PDT by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Lucky9teen
Bring on the Silly, it was one hell of a bad week.
To: Lucky9teen
29 posted on
08/29/2014 7:01:13 AM PDT by
red-dawg
(<<< click for info on my book.)
To: Lucky9teen
34 posted on
08/29/2014 7:13:38 AM PDT by
nothingnew
(Hemmer and MacCullum are the worst on FNC)
To: Lucky9teen
Airline employees sure are getting surly. I went to check in and choose a seat so I said “I’d like a window seat or aisle,” and the worker replied “or you’ll what?”
Cheers,
Jim
35 posted on
08/29/2014 7:15:17 AM PDT by
gymbeau
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